Matt Klein

Progress is not linear. History is full of things that had never happened, until they did. Some things were unthinkable, even impossible... until we saw them with our own eyes.

You know what streaming service doesn't have ads? Books.

Millennials, remember when the Internet was a bizarre wonderland instead of a dystopian bot-ridden hellscape? Gen Z, you don't even know what you are missing.

Embrace doubt. Find comfort in uncertainty.

Republicans: *committing crimes against humanity*
Democrats: "Um, if it's not too much twouble, could you pwease wesign?" 🥺

Completely agree, but few Democrats have been talking about this. We need to treat the condition itself and not the symptoms. My hope is that a candidate will be forward-thinking enough to steer the conversation where it needs to go. These problems did not begin with Trump, they ended with Trump.

FWIW, I am willing to support any candidate who turns away donor money. The American people deserve a president who refuses to believe that corporations are people. That utter nonsense laid the groundwork for the mess we are in right now. Politicians should be public servants, not businessmen.

44 percent of the country still thinks Trump is doing a good job with the economy. FORTY-FOUR PERCENT.

Reject your corporate donors and fund a 100 percent grassroots campaign in 2028. We are going to need a president that is not centrist or compromising. We will need sweeping social reforms in order to undo the insanity of this current administration. If you are willing to do that, you have my vote.

I will support the Democratic party again when they agree that corporations are not people, and money does not belong anywhere near our political system. Until then, they are simply Republicans by another name.

If you saw someone stealing groceries, no you didn't.

At this point, America might consider itself lucky to become Canada's 11th province: "South Ontario."

MAGA is a Nazi movement with worse hats.

We could have had eight years of Bernie Sanders from 2016-2024. Donald Trump would just be some D-list former TV celebrity who once hilariously ran for president. But here we are.

A HUGE shout-out to my good friend Luigi Mangione for helping me rescue lost puppies between the hours of 6am and 6pm on December 4. What a classy dude! I'd take a bullet for that guy.

Give yourself permission to grieve for the reality you thought you knew.

Moo Deng was the best thing to happen in 2024 and you know it.

"Hi, I'm your new virtual assistant!"
"No. We don't want AI."
"Perfect, here's even MORE ways to interact with AI!"
"GET OUT OF HERE."
"Playing 'Get Out Of Here' by Thin Lizzy."

Some days Trump's diet is the only thing that gives me hope.

A British pensioner whose bland sandwiches gained him unexpected fame in China has died. Keith Brown, a retired engineer known on Chinese social media as "Old Dry Keith", became a hit when his Chinese wife Zhang Jian began to post videos of him assembling the ham and cheese sandwiches he liked to eat. Chinese observers were grimly fascinated by his dry, boring sandwiches, and his gentle, stoic manner - and he built up a cult following. "We go from questioning the dry old man, to understanding the dry old man, to becoming the dry old man," observed one cultural commentator. "The old man is us, and his dry lunch is our dry life."

People are still calling Twitter "X"? I thought that was done like five minutes into that experiment.

Spending $44B for a social media platform and tanking it seemed like a bad choice in the short term, but when your goal is to control the information people consume, like when people and corporations buy newspapers and networks, the long term makes it a steal. We witnessed the outcome.

Charli XCX doesn't understand how Roman numerals work.

Make America Healthy Again lasted less than a Scaramucci

“bluesky is an echo chamber” everywhere’s an echo chamber i’m going with the one without cybertruck guys

Be silly. Bark like a dog, meow like a cat. Play pretend. Being an adult is an exercise in responsibility, but being a kid is an exercise in freedom.

If buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing.

Working a full-time job to support your creative side hustle is really difficult, but Homer managed to write the lliad whilst clocking in at the nuclear power plant every day. Inspirational