Mark Dixon

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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Wouldn’t it be a hoot if Zelenskyy signed a rare earth minerals deal with the EU?

It’s nice how they’ve replicated the middle school dynamic of the insecure bully and his sniveling sidekick picking on someone surrounded by a circle of scared little boys who also try to talk shit so the bully doesn’t come after them.

Or as the right calls it, “masculinity.”

I’m embarrassed to be an American. What a clown show.

So what’s Groper Cleveland up to today? Making America wince again, I assume.

Democrats' win in final uncalled House race locks in brutally small GOP majority Republican Rep. John Duarte told Axios he conceded to Democratic challenger Adam Gray.

A rare bit of good news.

Thus spake the Lord.

Same old GOP hypocrisy.

Yep.

Why is it that, when we read “Shocking Police Cover-Up” as a headline, we’re never really shocked? 🤷‍♂️

He’ll forever be guilty.

Post by Charlotte Clymer: Every transphobic argument can basically be boiled down to: "I actually don't know the science at all or have a good argument here, but trans people challenge my long held view of the world and it's very uncomfortable and everyone should be expected to move around my discomfort."

This…this is it. In a nutshell, yes.

Hard times ahead unless you’re wealthy Project 2025 is on our doorstep.

For one, it’s why they can have healthcare for all citizens and “we can’t afford it”.

Trump picks linked to sexual misconduct allegations They are set to fill prominent and influential roles in the president-elect's administration.

Only the best people.

Article from The Hill: Nancy Mace introduces bill to bar trans women from Capitol restrooms

This is a proposed law targeting exactly one person: Incoming trans Congresswoman Sarah McBride of Delaware. Nancy Mace is a transphobic, hateful troll who voted with teen rapist Matt Gaetz to depose her own party’s speaker, but the bathrooms. That’s where she’s focused.

@jlmaddix.bsky.social Welcome, Jonathan!

Watch out for this scam account, which I have reported just now.

My favorite nicknames from the past day or so:

“The Broligarchy”

and (for DJT):

“Groper Cleveland”

I wish I was as funny as some of you. 😂

Just absorbing the fact that the first order of business in the new QAnon-inflected MAGA Republican era is to demand that Congress bury its report on sex trafficking and drug allegations against a Republican member of Congress who they're trying to promote to higher office.

So, do we need to convince a couple of left-leaning billionaires to make big investments in media?

It’s all starting to make sense.

Donald Trump now has less than 50% of the popular vote, leading 49.9 to 48.2. It was not a landslide victory or "mandate" by any means.