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@imnotanaltsir.bsky.social

Just skeeting into the void ๐Ÿ•ณ๏ธ This definitely isnโ€™t an altโ€ฆ..๐Ÿ˜‚

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The concept of Reba is kind of hilariousโ€ฆI get the blended family stuff and the challenges and blah blahโ€ฆbut it sort of comes as โ€œsometimes your husband cheats on you and you have to become friends with his mistress ๐Ÿ˜โ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

09.02.2026 21:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is suppose to be the *not* horny accountโ€ฆwhy is there dicks all up and down my feed ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They just didnโ€™t know what they were missing

06.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
06.02.2026 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Usher If Im Gonna Tell It Then I Gotta Tell It All GIF ALT: Usher If Im Gonna Tell It Then I Gotta Tell It All GIF

IM RIDIN IM MY WHIP, RACIN TO HER PLACE

06.02.2026 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Forgot about my progress pic plan cause I was too busy being a hoe ๐Ÿ˜‚ scale says I lost 5lbs but I look the same ๐Ÿ˜‚

06.02.2026 17:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pimpin got harder cause hoes got smarter is a CRAZY lyric ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Dolla dolla bill yโ€™all ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ธ

06.02.2026 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

!!!

05.02.2026 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต

05.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a yellow hoodie is standing on a stage holding a microphone while fireworks are falling around her . ALT: a woman in a yellow hoodie is standing on a stage holding a microphone while fireworks are falling around her .

Work it out should have been the single and made the album

30.01.2026 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Omg I was gossiping with my sister earlier and got so giddy ๐Ÿ˜‚

30.01.2026 22:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that what this isโ€ฆ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚

30.01.2026 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a group of men are dancing together in a hallway . one of the men is wearing a bathrobe . ALT: a group of men are dancing together in a hallway . one of the men is wearing a bathrobe .

THIS BITCH GOT ME

30.01.2026 22:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Black Friday (feat. Kim) by DJ Hotday on Appleย Music Song ยท 2010 ยท Duration 4:30

This was always the better diss track ๐Ÿ˜‚

30.01.2026 18:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Share a preacher, priest, or nun

29.01.2026 18:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bush?!? On main?!? ๐Ÿ˜

29.01.2026 16:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No I donโ€™t have time to โ€œhop on a quick callโ€โ€ฆIโ€™m trying to take pictures of my ass ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

28.01.2026 16:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Happy Wednesday!โ€ฆ.I guess ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜‚

28.01.2026 12:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a pixel art of a dog in a purple car with the words the horrors persist but so do i ALT: a pixel art of a dog in a purple car with the words the horrors persist but so do i

Done work, and yet the horrors still persist ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.01.2026 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Will this long as day never end ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™ƒ

27.01.2026 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatโ€™s your sign?

27.01.2026 15:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oooooooooooo I will be seated ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ˜‚

27.01.2026 13:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a red dress is dancing in a room ALT: a woman in a red dress is dancing in a room

Work, work, work, work

27.01.2026 12:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Feeling rather chesty this morning ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.01.2026 11:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Four pics youโ€™re using to defend your face card

Mmm I guess these because they are apparently all I have ๐Ÿ˜‚

27.01.2026 00:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nice!

26.01.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching Reba for the first time

26.01.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man is sitting on a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written on the screen . ALT: a man is sitting on a chair with his legs crossed and the words `` me right now '' written on the screen .

Very slowly and very carefully did most of my workout despite my silly little injury

26.01.2026 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well heโ€™s done some pretty good stuff so far so maybe he has a plan ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿผโ€โ™‚๏ธ

26.01.2026 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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