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democrats in general - and ones with 2028 aspirations especially - should, imo, be thinking about how to answer the question: "what are you going to do to make these people pay?"

Trevor Lawrence Legacy Drive

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else

lol wild how the US went from "support the troops" for 20 years to "disabled veterans are welfare queens" being the new slop line

do they think veterans and active duty and reservists dont talk to each other? how are they gonna do a fascism without a military

Interesting piece to write as the president sends troops to occupy major blue cities

Thinking how Stephen Bannon got fired in 2017 because Trump got mad that people were saying he's the real president. Probably wouldn't work with Miller because they only feed Trump AI slop now. They got him in the Professor X rig watching videos of himself leading troops in battle

Yeah this strikes me as someone who is triangulating on social media to win people to their side, not necessarily an ironclad belief

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Look I know this isn’t an original observation but imagine going back in time ten years and telling literally anyone “the President posted this”

Derpina Thumbgood raises the question of who will be the first doodle actress to do so much cocaine that she’s kicked out of Rachel Sennott’s birthday party

As someone who worked on a union campaign at a museum I have so many thoughts on this stereotypical, lazy mode of thinking about class as tied directly to level of education

eli yudin @eliyudin.com I hate being bald and walking the same direction as another bald guy. It looks like we're being summoned by our king August 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM

alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social - 20h theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises Woderful wisart @leonardcohenfan19.bsky.social Inanpropriate post on my feed

all men should go to jail

Derpalina Thumbgood, a doodle I just drew, is being compared by myself to A-list human actors. She is currently seeking representation. If she is not cast in the next six months I am
boycotting Hollywood

Hi! We've made the Put This In Your Ear Object. It is the ideal size and shape to put in your ear, feels really nice when you put it in your ear, and can be used to clean out earwax, by putting it in your ear. Just one thing, though. Under NO circumstances should you put this in your ear.

I have accepted my spot on the lineup at the Riyadh Comedy Festival and I am going to use my platform there to share The Gospel

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

Ezra Klein is Wrong About Abortion Abortion *is* a big tent issue

@jessicavalenti.bsky.social is very right that Ezra Klein is very wrong, both morally and strategically, with this argument that throwing half the population under the bus (the half that already leans more Democratic).

Not to put too fine a point on it, but: if you don't feel like you get to draw the line as a public thinker, why are you clutching so hard to the public pen? What do you think it's *for?*

Well that game was something but at least we have Dolphins Jets Monday Night Football to look forward to

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

JD Vance is currently on the phone with Roger Goodell demanding that Bad Bunny’s halftime show be replaced with a special edition taping of Kill Tony

Hello to all the 37 year olds on Bluesky who are about to post about how they don’t know the most popular music artist in the world

This is true and being put in the position of constantly having to defend the shitty-ass Democratic Party is gonna drive me insane

I keep thinking about how the TPUSA content model of “Kirk DESTROYS 19 year old lib” has more in common with Girls Gone Wild than Lincoln Douglas in the way it exploits young people’s inexperience for titillating entertainment for its consumers. Klein obviously doesn’t fully grasp this

I’m now genuinely interested in what an Ezra Klein persuasion tour to evangelical churches would look like lol

Only an administration intent on committing war crimes in the present and future would stoop to calling Wounded Knee a "battle" rather than what it truly was: a massacre of over 250 Lakotas, mainly women, children, and the elderly. 1/

It’s been pretty chill so far but the vending machine only has Pepsi products

Wait, hold on, was I the only one that was raptured? I’ve been in a big empty white room for the past 24 hours waiting for everyone else to show up