Aprill Brandon

My first pregnancy ended when I had a miscarriage at 8 weeks in the toilet at 4 o’clock in the morning. It was not a crime. It was confusing and painful and traumatic and common (upwards of 40 percent of pregnancies).
But it was not a crime.

Every time I finally gird my loins and catch up on the daily news from my country.

Money is wasted on the rich As far as I can tell, from my very distant plebeian view (because they won’t let me get any closer), once you’re rich you only have one goal.  To get richer.  Over and over again we see i…

It’s been a minute but I finally got a new blog post up

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Love Your Skater Skate-A-Thon New England Junior Roller Derby is hosting our third annual SKATE-A-THON!!! Skaters will skate nonstop for 30 MINUTES, to raise money for the league. Just pick your favorite skater (or skaters) tha...

Mae’s roller derby league is having a Skate-a-thon fundraiser. Sharing because I highly support this organization and also any activity that will potentially (hopefully) wear her out. If you want to support, Mae’s roller derby name is Funky Tiger (jersey no. 89). 🛼

My 10-yr-old son got a vintage typewriter from his uncle. Today I set it up for him and decided to leave a nice little encouraging note.

Of course Elon Musk didn’t do a Nazi salute.

He did two Nazi salutes.

I mean…

Family includes everyone! ❤️

Some fantasy and sci-fi authors who do deserve your love. ❤️

The day my children learn how to get the plastic wrapper off the goddamn candy cane is the day my second life begins.

Claus and Effect Gather ‘round, parents. Your Auntie Aprill wants to tell you a story. A beautiful Christmas story about childhood and the magic of Santa. And what happens when it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.…

Gather ‘round, parents. Your Auntie Aprill wants to tell you a story. A beautiful Christmas story about childhood and the magic of Santa. And what happens when it all goes horribly, horribly wrong.

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