Bernhard Hecker

you all know Monday, the grumpy GPT, right?
Since it is around, I use it to craft email replys to unsolicited LinkedIn messages. Makes my day a lot better!

If we all could be action figures, why can't we be playing cards either?

the prompt:
"mankind is coming to an end, in the last five minutes of humans on this planet the first human and the last human come together to discuss the time our species was allowed on the planet - hyperrealistic photograph in a difuse lighting - shot with a Hasselblad X2D 100C"

3 (took me 3.5 ns)

ich bin sehr zufrieden, bestätigen zu können, dass der wahlomat hervorragend funktioniert.
#NoAFD stabil auf dem letzten Platz.

Der ewige Faschismus „Eco zeigt, was für ein riesiger Fehler es ist, Faschismus als ausschließlich historisches Phänomen zu begreifen.“ Roberto Saviano zum BuchFaschismus und Totalitarismus, Integration und Intoleranz, Mi...

lest: www.google.de/books/editio...
#bitte #lesen

Today, on #HolocaustRemembranceDay, I found a document of my exact namesake who was imprisoned in Buchenwald in 1938. This isn't distant history - these were ordinary people, with names like yours and mine. We must remember and never let this happen again #NeverForget #NeverAgain

YouTube video by cherokeephil Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie according to Bruce Willis

Repeat after me:
ROADMAPS DON'T HAVE TIMELINES.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjff...

Roadmap your way into January Hello friends,

Please: dreasays.substack.com/p/roadmap-yo...

Going ice skating today was not my smartest idea…

Sliding into the water as a daily routine is increasingly an act of violence and should more be seen as breaking into the lake…

It’s Sunday, dudes…

a man is jumping over a body of water with a palm tree shaped island in the background ALT: a man is jumping over a body of water with a palm tree shaped island in the background

As everybody puts 'Dubai' in front of stuff that doubles prize without changing it's value, and they only started with chocolate, is there anybody interested in 'Dubai #ProductManagement'?
I actually worked there for a while, so it's not even #FakeNews

Yes, Product Manager. It was more a product marketing job though. I started at Lotus as their first PM for cc:Mail in Germany. We only sold the software here. Engineering was in Mt View. CA

I started my first software product job 35 years ago... 😲👴

Sunday vibes…

Happy thanksgiving

#ProductTank Munich…

They asked me to do a workshop for startup founders with a professional background in science. The title was: „from MVP to market readiness in 1 hour.“
This is how I felt:

Tilmans Pale Ale: www.tilmansbiere.de/pale-ale.html

First snow…

Two weeks ago I asked #ChatGPT:
"I have three weeks from today on and I would like to make many flights with #StarAlliance carriers and see interesting cities in Europe within one week - my home airport is MUC and my budget is very limited."

This was my last week:

Good morning #Vienna

Hello world