Mark Dodge

He'd be calling in to faux news every ten minutes. Let them deal with it.

I have an idea that maybe even republicans could get behind at this point: take away his phone. Tell him the smartphones have all been hacked by antifa transgenders. No computers, either; Jewish space-laser satellite hackers. "Sorry sir, you'll have to use the landline."

It feels strange to memorialize on BlueSky. Perhaps it's because after having done the same for pets and dear friends on Facebook, it was all taken away without notice or explanation. A stolen scrapbook. Little digital footprints in the sand, waiting for the next tide to erase them.

We had to say goodbye to our dear friend Senta today. She was only with us for 6 years or so, poor girl. Sweet sweet kitty.

Aren't these tariffs the largest tax increase in American history? Why isn't anyone saying that? If they're not, they're darn close, and it's closer to the truth that anything they're saying.

Germany: Nobody does Octoberfest like us.
China: Hold my beer hat.

It's brilliantly evil for a president to pardon criminals, creating instant loyalists. I'm guessing a lot of J6ers (who may have trouble getting real jobs) are now ICE agents, with $50K signing bonuses as reimbursement for the time they spent in jail, taking cruelty cues from the criminal-in-chief.

How much do you want to bet he demands the poor guy apologize for ruining his photo-op?

... with visions of sandwiches bouncing off his chest,
he laid his head down for a flatulent rest.

We give a middle finger to every house we drive by that STILL has a trump sign out front. You gotta practice self-care in these trying times.

Also a reminder of pandemics past. Despite ignorant leadership, the deep state (which actually knows how things work) was still relatively intact. The government they have since created/destroyed is far less equipped for another crisis.

From the Quantum Mechanic's Cookbook

Ol' 47 he chasin' me,
ICE ICE Baby wanna run me through.
Gravy Seal got an eye on me,
But I got a hoagie for you.
Yeah man, this sub's for you,
And I say ...
I threw the sandwich,
But I did not throw the bag-o-chips.

ICE impersonators on the rise: Arrests made as authorities issue national warning | CNN Authorities in three states have made arrests in connection with individuals impersonating Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) officers, as tensions rise amid a nationwide immigration crackdown.

Encouraging, but I have questions about actual ICE "agents," too. Who's monitoring their activities? Do all the people they kidnap actually make to an ICE facility? If not, how would anybody know?

With ICE getting a 10x funding increase to hire more racist thugs, and social welfare programs getting slashed, more people will die on the streets due to either poverty or brutality. Or both. I wouldn't put it past the cruel sob to specify raids on 5th Avenues, just so he could say I told you so.

A dream job for every racist, bully, proud boy, pardoned J6er, felon, and thug ... with a signing bonus! How can you identify an actual ICE agent? The gear is readily available. They are driving minivans and rental trucks. Rape gangs, slavers, drunk dumbasses could suit up and go hunting.

This is the agenda. They want to provoke a violent response thereby "justifying" their presence. It's despicable. And they are getting 10x the budget for this banana-republic bullshit just as soon as the big stupid bill gets funded.

Well, it's not 5th Avenue, but it IS murder. And he's getting away with it.

Non-cultists and other world leaders have all learned that he can never be trusted. He may stumble onto something true now and then amidst all the lies and delusions, but whenever he says "fake news" you know it's true. It's a tell.

Since he destroyed not only the First Lady's offices, but also the Jaqueline Kennedy Garden and the Rose Garden, I'm thinking "The ERA Memorial Throne Room."

Shart of the deal.

"Gilded Ballrooms For Your King
Royal Feces For My People"

This is my favorite thing on the internet today.

Our wedding, 44 years ago today.

Thank you for your attention to this cruller.

There are 195 countries; 73 have universal healthcare; we are one of the 122 that don't.

73 countries have universal healthcare. By definition, the United States is bigger and generates more cash flow than all 73 of them. It's not that we can't afford it. But hey, we have multiple private billionaire space programs. So that's cool.

Or they're just racist fuckwits with no authority whatsoever.

ICE snowflake scared of a toddler? Must have forgotten to pack the tactical binky.

More messaging like this please