Aaron Little

A disgusting hair ball collected by my Roomba

Hair creature liberated from vacuum

Floor hair versus automatic vacuum cleaner. 😳

When you say "Military is the only way," what exactly do you mean?

TIL there are five Forts DeRussy in the US. The photo threw me, because I only knew of the one in Hawaii.

We are what we pretend to be.

this should play in every ad

I just made a call to my US House Rep for the very first time. Gave my ZIP code, briefly requested she vote No on HR 1. It took about one minute.

I understand the thought of calling makes people uncomfortable. I was a little bit nervous myself. But it’s super easy.

This shit is like cancer, if cancer were to be marketed as a miracle weight loss solution.

I'm sure they're lovely people. But I can't stand the way that guy gnaws vowels.

LinkedIn DM: A recruiter I don’t know asks if I’m interested in hearing about an open position.

LinkedIn DM dialogue: A recruiter crashes out because I wasn’t aware he’d gone on vacation.

Nothing good ever happens on LinkedIn.

Fun conversation with my friend who didn’t get fired.

Touched that some friends have been reaching out.

Furloughed. Yay for tariffs.

St. Louis: No More Weapons Facilities in Missouri! Sign the petition: St. Louis: No More Weapons Facilities in Missouri! @codepink

www.codepink.org/iclstl

Hi! Let’s not make (more) chemical weapons in North St. Louis.

If the country where you live is free to permanently move anyone to a prison without involving a court, then you are not free.

Sorry, my attention to what? Want to try again in ALL CAPS?

I was surprised to find out that it’s so expensive. It’s difficult to imagine any person being both suddenly unemployed and able to afford COBRA at the same time.

[MID-CREDITS SCENE] “Thanks for meeting with me today. I came here to talk to you about The Wilbury Initiative.”

Oh noooo don’t tell me the amp sim Borg assimilated you 😓

Is it possible to sign up using a Google Voice telephone number?

I regularly get emails from LinkedIn notifying me of posts and comments by accounts I know I don’t follow. People I’ve never heard of, bravely shoveling their Work Glurge.

The big surprise for me was learning that Daniel Powter had hair! The whole time! Just really committed to the Hat Guy thing.

(not tested)

I once worked for a guy who made me do this every day.

I understand that you’re kidding, but safe words are for partners who respect each other.

Oh, great. Thanks for that.

I am limiting my exposure, in terms of time spent reading news and the set of outlets I visit. Finding other things to give attention to. No one needs to monitor these gross headlines all day and night. It’s exhausting enough when the news is good.

Lady

Lady likes to park it between your feet

She is so sweet omg I love her

told u 😍😍😍

YES

“Ask your doctor about hormone-free gyoza.”

Imagine believing that your preferred mythology entitles you to a season. To a range of time.