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ASL-English Interpreter in Chicago. Accessibility and Reality TV and Theatre and Board Games. Fetid Moppet. He/him/๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿผ Play The Production Room: https://screentop.gg/@purplejordan/ProductionRoom Join the Playtest Discord: https://discord.gg/PppGxZ6wDX

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That could be anyone?

07.10.2025 15:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Vince is the only glum quiche, agreed

07.10.2025 13:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The difference between doctors and lawyers right here LMAO

07.10.2025 04:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just point to your nose and foot during a tiebreaker, Iโ€™m sure Julie will get it

07.10.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cmon dude, please donโ€™t use accessibility features like this, the joke was good on its own

07.10.2025 02:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Canโ€™t wait to see you making strategy charts in the bb house using the fish and butter knives

07.10.2025 02:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In theory I love the idea of mnemonic pedagogy but this isโ€ฆsomething

07.10.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope you stick it out til postseason chaos dies down. Weโ€™re very kumbaya when discussing everything *outside* the parking lot people

07.10.2025 01:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yaaaaas sooo happy for you!!!!!! #bb34

07.10.2025 01:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Numbers matched to letters and weird letters written over the numbers 0-9

Numbers matched to letters and weird letters written over the numbers 0-9

I had to google this to try to understand. I still do not, and also found numbers mapped to sounds based vaguely on orthography? As though numbers donโ€™t already map toโ€ฆtheir word names? Dafuqqq is this ๐Ÿ˜ญ

07.10.2025 01:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have at it, my mental health couldnโ€™t take it lmao

07.10.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Guess Iโ€™d better start skeeting prophecies like Meme: I won!!! I won it all!!! Iโ€™m rich and somehow nobody hates me or has a single critique of what I did all summer!

07.10.2025 01:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no does that mean im The Ring cursed to be on the show in 7 years? Please lord no ๐Ÿ˜ญ

07.10.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An egg on a sidewalk

An egg on a sidewalk

Vince Panaro seen out for a walk alone, likely confirming rumors of his break-up. โ€” via The Sun
#bb27

07.10.2025 00:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 156    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

I somehow completely missed all the people in the background who woulda given it away ๐Ÿคฃ

07.10.2025 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hello Dolly?
My Fair Lady?

07.10.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Gene Kelly on the Muppet Show
YouTube video by quebecmkiii Gene Kelly on the Muppet Show

โœจ compromise โœจ

youtu.be/5NiF33BSWaM?...

07.10.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
"I mean, it certainly was a great hour of TV., Grodner says, pondering the question before letting out a chuckle. "Maybe we'll submit it for the Emmy!"

"I mean, it certainly was a great hour of TV., Grodner says, pondering the question before letting out a chuckle. "Maybe we'll submit it for the Emmy!"

Had a feeling the massive backlash from the hamster wheel would only encourage them to do more twists to rage-bait the fans. All publicity is good publicity and that โ˜น๏ธ #bb27

06.10.2025 15:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Canโ€™t blame her, the way Jennifer described the amount of constant hate she still gets decades later, and sheโ€™s a literal kindergarten teacher. Plus the potential malpractice Maggie mentioned on feeds is probably not something she wants resurfacing if she shows up on social media ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

06.10.2025 15:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two panels. Above the left, it says: "Games I brought to game night". We see Heinze carrying a very big and heavy backpack holding at least 15 games (it shows the outlines of the boxes through the bag). Above the right panel it says: "Games we played at game night". We see the same image of Heinze carrying the back pack with only one small game highlighted in the entire backpack.

Two panels. Above the left, it says: "Games I brought to game night". We see Heinze carrying a very big and heavy backpack holding at least 15 games (it shows the outlines of the boxes through the bag). Above the right panel it says: "Games we played at game night". We see the same image of Heinze carrying the back pack with only one small game highlighted in the entire backpack.

New comic! Bringing loads of games to game night and only ending up playing one or two small ones... Who else does this? ๐Ÿ˜‚

๐Ÿ‘€ You can read this week's blog post (it's a long one!) at
semicoop.com/comic/beast-of-burden/ #gamenight #boardgames

06.10.2025 14:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 131    ๐Ÿ” 26    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

Sort of intentional ๐Ÿคฃ

06.10.2025 15:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes! Thank you! It definitely gives mom jeans vibes to me, but then Iโ€™ll have a gig with young whippersnappers all tucked and I wonder if Iโ€™m serving schlub

06.10.2025 14:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Belt or no belt with the French tuck? I can never get it to look quite right so I just let it all hang out

06.10.2025 14:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For folks who dress masc, is leaving shirts untucked just a millennial thing? I only tuck in my shirt for very formal events, but I notice only fellow people in their 30s doing that, gens X/Z seem to tuck. Is that observation real or just in my head?

06.10.2025 14:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Idk Iโ€™ve never had another season where I could turn on the feeds at literally any time and something popcorn-worthy was happening. Plus seeing how Cirie operates up close, and the Izzy of it allโ€ฆunmatched

05.10.2025 23:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1000000% when people rate it as one of the worst seasons I know they forgot how good we ate for 5 weeks

05.10.2025 23:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Her Story!

05.10.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Itโ€™s up to the cbs execs the producers dont have any power to make those decisions

05.10.2025 07:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I watched like half of it until the strategy made no sense

05.10.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

CBS Big Brother Social Media Manager
Responsibilities: Creating innovative posts across multiple platforms to drive engagement with Big Brother accounts. Also CREEPINโ€™

05.10.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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