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Something a little different for Fat Cock Friday this time around! Showing off the two handed weapon techniques~

Sorry my feed is a mess of horny, depressed, and shit you've probably heard too many times already, but this sucks. I was already mildly agoraphobic and now I'm even more afraid to even leave the house. Nobody is safe. You may not be their target now but when we're gone, they're coming for you next.

Feds march into downtown Chicago; top border agent says people are arrested based on ‘how they look’ U.S. Border Patrol agents wearing tactical gear and carrying long guns made arrests in downtown Chicago and the River North neighborhood Sunday. “This is not making anybody safer — it’s a show of inti...

Folks who ask me about attending protests need to understand that if I do it, I risk getting disappeared to a death camp for being the wrong color and I paint a target on the back of my family in the process. While I agree it's important, those who aren't their targets should be taking the lead.

Icon showcasing Crit, an anthropomorphic lion posing for the camera.

Got a set of really neat icons for myself and some friends from @Eli_uvu on Telegram! Super happy with how they all came out and Eli is a delightful person to work with. Here's mine!

A fat cock on Friday

A fat cock on Friday

Yeah I guess I can whip it out again for another Fat Cock Friday post~

I can say with certainty that blood does not make for a very good mixer in a daiquiri!

A fat cock on Friday.

Stuff keeps happening, but I can always count on Fat Cock Friday to be there through it all!

Easier for me to get prepped for you to lick it off, I guess :V

Seriously though, what blood moon planetary disturbance has cursed me to have to deal with so many unusual (derogatory) individuals in such a short period of time?

If it makes me a bad person to not want to talk to somebody who can barely string together more than 5 words at a time then sorry, not sorry.

Some people speak so much like bots that you must wonder how they've survived this long while being unable to communicate their most basic desires to other humans. Are they feeding you through tubes so that you may continue to waste air, lobotomite? Even with prodding, they don't get to the point.

A fat cock on Friday

Another Fat Cock Friday post. Come get some~

They've been at it for the last 4ish hours. I'm honestly impressed.

Somebody is going through my local chat and liking my posts from weeks ago. No comments, not an accidental one-off, just going slowly back through the chat history and randomly liking things with inconsistent gaps in between. It's highly unusual behavior and I don't know how I feel about it.

Bottled beverage. Text on the bottle reads "Join the party!" "Get Hammered & Sickled" "Leninade" "A taste worth standing in line for".

Furry Migration was a real treat! I think this con has the most panels and events that I actually made it to and for the most part, they didn't disappoint. Would road trip to Minnesota again! Candy shop detour after the con resulted in some interesting finds too! :D

Rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated #fm #FurryMigration

You were killing it up there~

Sin Kiske (Guilty Gear)

If you didn't get bred, did you really even get pranked??

Nothing beats that feeling ya get when friends send you random messages with stuff they think you'd vibe with. The gesture means more than the content, like cats leaving dead things for ya at your door.

Crashing out. Press any key to continue.....

And we're shutting down.

Reboot in Safe Mode? Y/N

A fat cock on Friday.

Just the tiniest drop of pre forming for ya on this fine Fat Cock Friday~

A fat cock on Friday.

Fat cock Friday! Gotta be my favorite day of the week~

When messaging, hi how are you, good you, good is implied. It is meatless non conversation. It doesn't even actually accomplish anything because you're essentially socially expected to be fine and never answer that honestly. Please just start the conversation by telling me what you want.

In my nightmares, I have less than a week to live but change nothing. I die in a routine of days that are just like every other day.

A fat cock on Friday.

Heat wave Fat Cock Friday post!
Way too hot lately, has everything hanging waaay lower than usual~

A fat cock on Friday.

Fat Cock Friday has come again. Gotta do my part to celebrate~ Who's gonna come take a ride on it next?~

Yeah that sounds about right. I don't hate weird people though! Everyone brings their own brand of weird ot the table and that's half the fun!

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An update on this: I've had two of the gummies I got in one of the bags and gotten fantastic sleep after both of em.

Being able to get 200mg bags of gummies for $4 makes road tripping to Michigan on a weedies run so worth it~ Dinner and dessert with the bf on top of that is icing on the cake!