being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works

i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show

don’t you get butter

i need kratom

maybe you're too slow, jon. maybe you gotta speed up.

that feeling the dogshit they put in the “discover” feed leaves you with

i need kratom

this year it’s new years 2. how crazy is that

christmas is when I build a fucked up monument out of the sour milk jugs and Pretend That He Is Parson Brown

the full moon is so bright

the hustle and bustle of the woods hundreds of miles from civilization with nobody around to fear or accompany

ahh... i see it now... thank you.

it's the growing season for those magic beans that come in sets of 3

I've invented a submarine so quiet that it cannot slow down

I've invented a submarine so quiet that it cannot be found

advice to anyone dating any man, you ask him and you ask him quick which ed edd n eddy character he perceives himself as being most like

they’ve made a mockery of most animals but especially the donkey, pigeon, shark, and hippo. lots of grey animals really

"这是胖女人秋天"

nobody fuckin like the amtrak breakfast bialy

been counting on my honorable donkey to carry my worldly chattels 50 days ere I came to this brook and my goodness I will count on my honorable donkey to carry my worldly chattels 50 days hence

the landscape is growing