Old Man Starjack, aka the ORIGINAL Starjack

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

The one line that killed my players in my "Adventure Time" inspired Pathfinder game...

"I am the Beast With Approximate Knowledge of Everything!"

I had to wait until they recovered from the laughter.

Mission accomplished.

It's clear now that Russia has fallen victim to one of the classic blunders.

A slightly less well known one is this: never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

But the most famous one, and they really should've known better: Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Wow, I never saw such an illustrative display of the Antichrist like this before.

It would be a shame if the protesters began making their signs out of quarter-inch-thick plywood to stop rubber bullets, forming a tight shield wall to prevent police from singling out and mobbing individual protesters. It would be a shame if the people behind the shield wall held up umbrellas so that tear gas canisters fires over their heads on the front line will be bounced away. It would be a shame if protesters began constructing improvised armor vests out of duct tape, hard-backed books, and ceramic tiles. It would be a shame if protesters started wearing safety glasses, hard hats, respirators, and gardening gloves, all of which can be found at the same hardware stores as the plywood. It would be a shame if they started using traffic cones (the kind without the hole in the top), upside down buckets, or other improvised lids to contain teargas by placing them over the canisters. It would be a shame if protesters learned that police scanners are legal to own in the US, allowing them to learn where police are moving, and what routes they intend to take. It would be a shame if they discovered that these scanners can be used to send as well as receive, allowing them to flood the scanner frequencies with noise. All of this would be a terrible, terrible shame. *It would be an awful shame if you copied and pasted this, so that they couldn’t delete the original and all linked posts (again). **And even worse shame would be to start donating these items to protesters.

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Kilowog smiling, with bloodied fists telling a fellow Green Lantern member a new joke: GL member: Kilowog? Buddy? Um…Why are you grinning like that while covered in blood? Kilowog: There was a funny joke! What do you call fascists all in a row? GL member: A bad time? Kilowog: A PUNCHLINE! Kilowog: Now guess where the blood’s from!

Laugh, damn you! I command it!

Small wonder, considering ICE agents are criminals to begin with...

Quote from ANDOR. "Remember this. Freedom is a pure idea. It occurs spontaneously and without instruction. Random acts of insurrection are occurring constantly throughout the galaxy. There are whole armies, battalions that have no idea that they've already enlisted in the cause. Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward. And then remember this. The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that. And know this, the day will come when all these skirmishes and battles, these moments of defiance will have flooded the banks of the Empire's authority and then there will be one too many. One single thing will break the siege. Remember this. Try."

"The Imperial need for control is so desperate because it is so unnatural. Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear."

Awww, the poor dears. Well, if they didn't want to be treated like villains, perhaps they should consider not doing the work of villains. I have no sympathy for ICE or their people. They're getting what they deserve. Gestapo wannabes.

A group of military contractors led by Erik Prince of Blackwater just pitched a TWENTY FIVE BILLION dollar project to mass deport 12 million innocent people from the U.S. before the 2026 midterms!

We’re talking about processing camps for innocent civilians on military bases & inhumane practices!!

YouTube video by Belle of the Ranch Let's talk about 60% of Americans not having a minimum quality of life....

Sixty percent?
Sixty percent!

youtu.be/6AxwNhWCeBA?...

When ICE agents become afraid to go to work, I'll call it "Mission Accomplished".

Yes…a woke Marxist pope…

AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

BWAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Hear, hear!! 😂✨

The quack of a surgeon took the patient, botched the operation, and now they’re in ICU and on life support.

A face full of Scottish insults.

Heh…this seems to be a hit. Nobody knows how to insult better than the Scots.

Scottish insults for Trump.

Try some Scottish insults…

GOOD MORNING SKIES OF BLUE

THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT

SOAR EAGLES SOAR

I honor the PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
TAKE A STAND AMERICA

YouTube video by NowThis Impact The State of America Through a Centenarian’s Eyes

I'm sorry…

youtube.com/shorts/7797z...

YouTube video by Disturbed Disturbed - The Light [Official Lyric Video]

Sharing…

youtu.be/e1UUAhZ3JzM?...

YouTube video by US National Archives Don't Be a Sucker

I'm just gonna leave this here…

youtu.be/vGAqYNFQdZ4?...

As John Oliver once said, the line of “THE BEST IS YET TO COME” sounds less like a promise and more of a fucking threat.

Some people just like to complain about the littlest things…

A pencil sketch of a blob with eyes with a pencil and a briefcase sticking out of it. “This is the Employment Jelly. Reblog whenever the hell you like and you’ll get a job that you love and deserve.”

For so many reasons.

(Reposting with alt text.)

Yes, but now I just want kids to get off my lawn.

Knotty, but nice!

Perfectly captured.

Aaaaand even more evidence that cruelty to others is the point.

Gods…every time Cheeto-face opens his mouth now, I cringe. I mean I never liked hearing his voice FFS, but now?

FREEZING ALL GOVERNMENT SPENDING?!?

It's true…it's first and foremost about being cruel.