Nikki

1. Meet someplace familiar so you don't have the anxiety of a new person + new place
2. Text a friend all the relevant details
3. Get earth shatteringly high

said his name and smiled like a gd cheshire cat lol

They're talking about squid games and I'm getting a VERY different vibe

Watching this halftime show with white people is almost ruining the experience.

In my experience, the only issue with Cancers is that they can be sooooo sensitive and can make that everyone else's problem. Also a lil manipulative, but I am too, so who am I to judge.

Taurus supremacy ♉️

A reminder, Black People,

These are idiots earning millions, if not billions, of dollars w/o having two brain cells to rub together.

Don’t you fucking ever suffer from “imposter syndrome” ever again.

Your stanky ass morning breath on a random Wednesday is more capable than these fools.

Idk if there's any truth to trauma being stored in your hips, but I've been dancing all morning and I no longer want to throw myself in traffic so...🤷🏿‍♀️

💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿

Every time I re-watch King of the Hill, I hate Peggy a little more. Love this show for life tho

lol, I've had this exact conversation

☀️Why would you talk to me
🌕Please talk to me
⬆️Please talk to me

My 35 yr old coworker does "research" in chatgpt. I can excuse a child not knowing better, but at his big age??? Do better dummy

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

“The Laundromat Off Malibu”

A psychological short film set in a laundromat where nothing is like it seems.

Directed by Fiona Nova & Pier Paolo Piccoli
Starring Austin Amelio & Gigi Mcquarrie

youtu.be/Kbv8yY0tPqE

It def needs some work though. I might try again someday!

This needs to be said, loud, and often.

THE one thing you cannot do in a rap battle….

Call HR

I got some extra russets...

I think I'm gonna do it for the plot

I just saw a tweet that said "L'd out loud" instead of "lol" and then I L'd out loud. It's contagious

a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it . ALT: a cartoon character is sitting at a table with a bunch of food on it .

I’ve….never seen The Cheetah Girls

One thing Black folks gon do is find Phil on any & every platform okay?!