✨🌙🧁Dream cake 🧁🌙✨(minors DNI)

stop digging in your butt twin,
YOU HAVE HEMEROIDS!

“I think racist jokes are funny!”

Well I don’t, are you willing to change up your humor?

“No, because I’m an asshole.”(direct quote btw)

Alright than get off my Minecraft world, I’ve got pride flags to make.

I can’t do unscripted videos anymore I just start rambling incoherently. I wrote out a 20 page script and realized after I was done with 40 minutes of recording that I had to edit 10 pages worth of the script. I’m workin on animal jam vids&it’s not goin well. I was inspired by your WildKratts vid

🥀🌹If you’re playing in the roses, you’re gonna get prickled by a few thorns. We must take the pain to appreciate the beauty.🌹🥀

You should be proud of yourself, every time I try to make a long form video adventure I have to end up redoing my entire script and that really makes it hard to want to continue. You are an inspiration and the funniest person on the internet🩷

Hey so what do mask lesbians wear as lingerie?
Like is it just a strap on and boxers? Does the Adam Sandler fit stay on for sex?

THE WORLD MUST KNWO

Today I thought “nipples if different shapes are really cool! He he what if someone had square nipples?”

And then I remembered I can draw
#nsfw

Anyone want some sad gay horse Yuri?

Hey pony fans! I need a hairstyle for this big cat researcher! Her name is Panthera and she’s a zebra so I’m looking for cute on the go braided styles.

Think cheetah or leopard and less lion.

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Shameful self plug;

archiveofourown.org/users/Butter...

My archive of our own

My uncle‘s trying to understand my cousin‘s Skidi toilet language.

Idk call me woke but I don’t think it’s funny to make jokes about making vulnerable people homeless for views as much as we shouldn’t act upon those actions.

Idk call me too woke or whatever, just don’t call me late for dinner

Posting this here bc I don’t have anyone who really knows me here but I just unsubscribed from all of Jshlats channels.

I’m disappointed in myself for not doing it sooner.I thought he was funny for a while but his joke about evicting single moms in his new Minecraft vid made me really uncomfy.

Bout to eat the sloppiest and diabolically melty breakfast sandwich

My tummy hurts and I’m mad at the government.

Wanna see me have a panic attack?
Wanna see me do it again?

I’m so excited for the new jurrasic park movie in july.
Genuinely can’t exist anymore until then.

I’ve saved thousands on groceries by eating the insulation out of my walls

I CLEANED MY GOON CAVE (my bedroom that I use for gaming and crafting)

Uh oh, I’m on my meme lord shit

My mom was pregnant with me at my age. Like….she spent her early 20’s vomiting constantly.

I’m spending it playing with monster high dolls

The opposite of the Fundy baby voice (fundamentalist Christian women voice) is Barbie life in the dream house voice.

I shall take this burden from you OwO

That’s a great back up plan Hank, but what am I going to do when I forget how to breathe in a stressful situation?

Cat Ayasan GIF ALT: Cat Ayasan GIF

Being in your early 20’s is like going through round 2 of puberty because WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVE A PIMPLE ON MY ELBOW?!

“Hello honey!”
*I kiss you bisexuality*
“Hi sweetie!”
*I kiss the person next to you polyamorously^

Media literacy is NOT at an all time low.

yes, literacy rates in the US are dreadful, media literacy is not the problem

The problem is the refusal to put away your own bias in an attempt to understand and learn about a subject.

Humans are being refused empathy.

I got to put up my vangoh calendar today! Yippie!

Oh my god why is cleaning such a struggle?! What can I do to stop my adhd paralysis?!

*tv turns on*
🎶Life is like a hurricane here in Duckberg🎶

Autism time! Who else is so hyped the spent money on the Barnes & Noble exclusive Jurassic Park + the lost world hard cover even though they can’t read more than a tweet at a time?

THIS IDIOT.

Anyway, anyone else hyped for #Jurassicparkrebirth?