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This is incitement to violence.

A twitter/X post from Keir Starmer's account, with screenshot of a video of people seeking asylum being detained, and the wording Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer I said that if you enter this country on a small boat, you will face detention and return. I meant it.

Would anyone care to remind the former Human Rights Barrister Keir Starmer that penalising people seeking asylum for their manner of entry is against international law? Not to mention how grotesque it is that the Prime Minister is sharing videos of people being detained.

Poppy observes goings on on the house from the back of the garden

Coco the contortionist.

These two…

Interesting thought. If that’s the case then Bruno is most likely on the club/Eddie’s side.

Rewatching Ozark. I like it but I do struggle with Jason Bateman not being Michael Bluth from Arrested Development. Although Marty Byrde also had no choice but to keep them all together.

If you’re excited then I’m taking that as a good sign…

That must have been really exhausting and I can’t begin to understand it. Take care of yourself.

Yes, but good luck to you if the offer you make is less than 80% of the quoted value. Newcastle said his price was £150m. Your opening bid was £40m off.
Tell me why you bought your last car from, because there must be some absolutely incredible deals there.

Ah, very good.

If only Labour were capable of making the same choice.

Journalism 101. Verify your sources.

There are only so many disappointing things that can happen to you when you’re in the Cotswolds, including getting stuck on the A40 next to Jeremy Clarkson’s pub. Unfortunately, he’ll probably have a lovely time shmoozing with the Murdochs.

Weighing up -> considering -> making an approach -> agreement of personal terms -> approach to
Club -> formal bid-> formal bid fails -> second bid -> second bid accepted -> gazumped by someone else.
The sheer bloody exhaustion of an NUFC transfer window.

It’s like something from TTOI.

how the fuck do you take a job as homelessness minister and not think "hmm, maybe I should disclose my buy to rent property portfolio"

What a muppet.

"Woke" begins and ends with a rejection of bigotry. It is a binary concept. If you are "against woke", you are explicitly stating that you are in favour of racism and prejudice. There isn't another interpretation of this.

🚨Fabrizio Romano to total obscurity! Here we go!

I’ve seen about half of it, forcing myself to watch it. Not a fan of Rajan’s slightly pally interviewing style.

Ideal. Now my cats just need a pocket for a smartphone. And opposable digits. And the ability to read and understand language.

It’s a shame that the White House has been renovated as many times as it has over the past 200 years. Probably reduces the chance that the ghosts of Lincoln and the Founding Fathers are still kicking about. If there’s anyone I’d like to not be given a moment’s rest I this life it’s Drumpf.

Incoming plane to take Isak to Merseyside.

It can’t be the weather. I forget the last time we had proper snow and we get less precipitation than Manchester. We’re not comparing Vladivostok and Moscow, you can fly to London in an hour. What is hampering us?

I’m not saying the club is blameless but I think we need to accept that players/agents across Europe talk to one another and there’s a preconception of what NE England is like that Newcastle are handicapped by.

If you can’t sell a footballing project based on a club that’ll be in the CL this season, won a trophy last year and should be on the up over the basket case that is Man Utd, then what the fuck are you actually doing?

Can’t even sing “One Greedy Bastard” to the tune of Guantanamera 😡

nObOdy sIgNs pLaYeRs iN JuLy iTs a wASte oF wAgES, cLuB dIdNt sIgN iSAk uNtIl aUgUSt, dO yOu wAnT tHe mOon oN a StIck?

if your teenager loses their shit and “recoils in disgust” because somebody who looks different to them interacts with them in public

that’s a hell of an indictment against your parenting

If your faith in a higher power is ended by the actions of a human, it probably wasn’t all that anyway.

I recently listened to the episodes of The Rest Is History which dealt with The Reign of Terror. I could do this.