Schmendrik Lamarr

Hate to disappoint anyone but Andrew NonceBatten Windsor will not be flying to America to testify any time soon.

He’ll be moving to Dubai or one of the other Gulf states in the next few months, muttering something self-pitying along the lines of “I’m moving here because I will be more appreciated”

Couldn’t agree more

I wasn’t convinced by Ty George but he’s better than Gittens and Garnacho but was never given a proper chance

[fun fact: Garnacho auto-corrects to Garbage]

I thought Mudryk was the worst winger I’d seen at #Chelsea in recent years

I also thought that Gittens was the worst of the current crop.

But Garnacho is the worst of the lot. Whoever made the case to sign him should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves

Burt Bacharach and Hal David

Garnacho gonna Garnacho

This #Chelsea game has got narrative written all over it

a cartoon character from south park is saying oh god no ALT: a cartoon character from south park is saying oh god no

She’d be an unmitigated disaster

Wait until he finds out that Jihadi John was a massive United fan

A great loss to the game

Hope you are busy enjoying crafting a para or two for #MorningCall on the Spurs/Tories similarities

Wonderful shout!

btw what’s Big Sam doing now?

Amorim is available

# JustSaying

Agreed.

But he’s impossible to replace isn’t he?

The media isfocussing on players who seem to enjoy playing under Rosenior like Pedro and Cole but Caicedo is certainly not his normal brilliant self right now

Thanks! Do you know if it’s any good?

Which brings us back to cuckoo clocks

They are the best team but all their rivals are really handing it on a plate to them

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There’s lots of insidious “waiting list management” going on. My wife was referred for an op after being seen in A&E. When months later I queried where she was on the waiting list, they said she was on a local A&E waiting list, not a national waiting list. Presumably that kept her off national stats

Hull are playing very well at the moment so they are a massive banana skin / vibe killer and the media will be wetting themselves with excitement over the “narrative”

My condolences

Also just a magnificent set of suggestions when you type 'reform councillor' into google

“Mindful” doing a lot of heavy lifting here

2 @theguardian.com stories, both about gender & trans issues, where the headlines promotes the pro-trans position using the phrase “court told” as if this was the matter of fact in question. In reality they should say that these positions were just the views of one of the sides of the legal process

True he was pretty animated

Since #Newsnight became studio-based the quality of guests is largely C List hack politicians

It was once a great news programme but now it’s a shadow of its former self

“If Angela didn’t have her tax investigation ongoing, she’d be getting numbers [for a leadership challenge] offered to her tonight.”

*If* doing a lot of heavy lifting here

Barry Gardiner

Arlene Foster

Zack Polanski

Worst. Panel. Ever.

@bbcnewsnight.bsky.social

#BarrelScaped