Kevin Kostka

It's incredible, isn't it?

Congrats on not being the one who broke it.

YouTube video by Michigan Rocks Making a Sphere from Fossil Rock

This is the kind of freak nonsense the Internet was invented for, and I have to share it.

It’s nice that swarovski crystals decided to make Funko Pops for people who are probably in the files

uhhhh

this is just not how the GOP works and it's weird to me people think it is

the GOP has seen its greatest success recently when they finally gave up trying to convince people that Social Security and Medicare are bad

the reason that it's dangerous to blindly chase the polls in between elections isn't that national politicians should be saying unpopular things to convince people -- honestly a bonkers idea that's not how minds are changed -- it's that Events change people's minds and you need to be ready to adapt

Post your catchphrase "I love Liam Delap and wish he was my adult son" to prove you're not buried in the desert.

If you haven't had the honor of watching Trial By Fieri up to now, you should do it ASAP.

Even with the two-week delay from the start, the newest iteration of Guy as Link is by far the best.

A low poly Guy Fieri holding a pizza slice.

A low poly Guy Fieri in Majora's Mask.

A low poly Guy Fieri in mid-attack towards the camera, the Majora's Mask clock is covering his lower half.

You are never going to believe what @lollie.me and I got to do this past week.
For @griffinmcelroy.bsky.social's Trial by Fieri series we had the privilege of putting the man himself into Majora's Mask.

Yes! Rather than chasing Trump's policies, they should chase his strategy of shaping public perception.

You didn't need to remind me that the kids of the pregnant teens at my high school can drink legally now.

one of the fundamental thesis of conservatism is that the liberals are all too chickenshit to do anything about their antics. anyways

in which our hero, framemogging school security, owns the evil child with the line "You can go peacefully fuck yourself"

wait no one's even posting the hardest line

Sub-7?!

I'm assembling a team

it's backwards. obama and biden conceded the republican framework of border obsession, sliding right and setting off a near-inevitable push to where we are today. once again the democrats triangulated themselves into becoming republicans, allowing republicans to publicly embrace explicit fascism.

when they have me flying a bomber in Civil War Woke im painting this on the payload

Shooting yourself repeatedly in the genitalia to punish "the establishment" [who will be just fine regardless]

Come on, good fucking gravy, this is not “pro-ICE,” and it does not preclude further, more comprehensive action when Dems have the power to do so. Right now they don’t, and they’re holding the line on trying to get what they can *now*.

Furtcast was discussing what constitutes Dad Rock and I came up with two criteria:

1. Debut single was 25 years ago
2. The Linkin Park Line, in which bands that are more rap or metal than LP cannot be Dad Rock, but bands that are less metal and rap than LP are eligible for consideration

the feeling of going into a jewelry store and asking for shrek was unrivaled

boy wouldn't it be great to not have the highest ranking member of the opposition not be a guy who ratfucked the JCPOA for Bibi

To go further, it's straight-stable with a reliable small fade. Basically, Glory is to MPO what Mighty is to MA2 and Brave is to MA4.

"you're gonna get in trouble for that"

*stone-faced*

"okay"

goddamn son

“The hypocrisy of liberals, claiming universal values while in reality presiding over an order underpinned by implicit violence”

*provokes libs*

“ahhh no they made the violence explicit fuck”

It's a "real wages" v "nominal wages" factoid that's been internalized, but even then it's not as true as it's ever presented.

They're for "Liberal" and "Republican", and you're supposed to trade them, like Pokémon, to foster bipartisan dialogue.