Toadbald

Back from a weekend away, no football for me. What have I missed? Jackson gone then? Any of the new team impress in the friendlies?

Nkunku has never really been given a chance, always shoehorned in. Jackson and Madueke were both key players who many fans got behind, both being sold. The forward line will be unrecognisable. There's so much churn because they're addicted to signing players.

How are we supposed to support this team? Fans invest in the players, follow their progress, have favourites. We even won some things last year, yet it's going to be a completely new team again. Back to square one.

Now confirmed another day 1 ACL. Ridiculous

They're spending money like us, so clearly not too fussed on finances. Given they want him out, we should not be paying more than £45m. I fully expect us to pay £60m

Brexit lagers. Shite

a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a jacket over his shoulder

Could have fooled me

Who? The £20m signing who can't get 10 mins for the U21s?

Veiga is hopeless. If someon is stupid enough to give us £30m for him you bite their arm off. Just keep Trev/Badi. We literally signed a LCB 3 days ago. But you just know they see this as another opportunity to spend

(BUY MORE PLAYERS)

The first pre-season session strikes again. Fofana did his ACL 2 years ago. But at least we don't have Poch running them into the ground anymore

Toilet roll in the shower. What could go wrong?

They're idiots who are convinced they can find a South American or former City group player who is better at fraction of the cost

I'm partial to kebab myself

Ridiculously priced though.

They may not be traditional pizza, but they're an absolute staple for the post pub munchies.

If we sell Jackson one thing is 100% clear, there is no 'buy young on long contracts and watch them develop' strategy. It's 'buy young on long contracts, then sell when we think we can get better players'. Zero point getting invested in any player at Chelsea, anyone could be sold tomorrow.

Waiting for club chelsea customers to take their pick of tickets for the whole season.

That said we've been carrying far too many players (due to the buying addiction) and so far they appear to be getting good fees for fringe players. Yet to see what happens with Sterling/Chilwell.

They're addicted to buying players. Even after a good end to the season and a couple of trophies we will have completely new front line next year. 8 (?) players signed. The sheer volume means essentially everyone is for sale

40 hours is still quite daunting when playing in 1 hour fits and spurts. Games are way too long these days

Hmm. Well I have a bit of a backlog for now. Still got act 3 of BG3, a second attempt at Returnal, and I've just downloaded CO 33.

so, for someone like me, struggled with demons souls, never played any of the others, would you recommend Elden Ring?

I also found myself thinking why am I doing this? And couldn't think of a good answer. I'm just here to kill demons. Not a great hook.

I played demons' souls for about 20 hours then lost interest. It's a real slog with little pay off. Grinding through the same enemy patterns only to get torched over and over by the next boss is no fun.

we paid £23m for one of the best young midfield prospects in France, I wonder how much of that we're getting back after he was farmed out for forgetable loans two years running?

CWC emblem should be on the sleeve

And i don't think we've sold anyone from the A list yet? So if it's a positive balance on the list players none of our signings will be in the CL squad

Who knows. The official UEFA sanction is vague.

Still can't get a shirt sponsor