J.D. Peters

a woman in a yellow shirt is saying " i need this to end and i wish it had never started " ALT: a woman in a yellow shirt is saying " i need this to end and i wish it had never started "

Ok hear me out… #Portlandia episode that instead of the dream of the 90’s… it’s the nightmare of the ‘30’s is alive in PDX.

Randy makes me oh… oh so Randy babbbyyyyy!!!

Well… the alcohol section is at least lol

Luckily got those tix forever ago… but I’ll be coming up from PDX and sitting front row JRod Squad sec 104🤘❤️⚾️ Sooo excited it worked out!

I loved you before… but this is honestly making me realize we were also secret BFFs… with the homer pez to the John rookie card… wow❤️❤️🫡

You understand me…❤️❤️🤘🤘

Fucking pissed post:

Driving around #PDX and saw these goons as I casually passed through…
I am Seattle in my heart.. but #PNW in my veins. When I see wrong, I call out wrong….

“Karma will get you cunts!!!!”

I’m guessing they didn’t mention the plans… but AOC got out the bbq and burned his ass in more ways than one…

The Topps Griffey rookie all star card Tshirt tho 👌

Just want to shout out to all those couples with the same birthday!🤘❤️🍻 My partner and I celebrated ours yesterday and it’s awesome to share it to make it a holiday! Have known a couple others:) this is our 14th together, and look forward to so many more!

#birthdaycouples
#geminis

Overheard: Apparently Zelenskyy had some cards, and he didn’t need a suit.

“I told Canada, which very much wants to be part of our fabulous Golden Dome System, that it will cost $61 Billion Dollars if they remain a separate, but unequal, Nation, but will cost ZERO DOLLARS if they become our cherished 51st State. They are considering the offer!”

Narrator: they were not considering the offer

🤣🤣

Yeah… we were all saying “oh Lord” one way or another at the end of this one…

Scarjo

Tesla sued for range fraud // Tesla sued for odometer fraud.

Literally two of my fav things!!! RIP CC… what I’d give to have seen them in Lumen…🤘❤️

Big Dumper makes me Rowdy and Randy babyyyyyyy!!!!!

Heard Chef!!!

I love to get Rowdy, and feel Randy babbbyyyyyy!!!!

Not many people know this, but the song 8675309 is actually threatening people who live in the zip code 75309

Rick Rizzs on the J.P. #WALKOFF!

That seems to be a really low standard lol

We’re so long overdue for at least the challenge system they have been testing

Amen to this! 💙

Lmfao! Yeah, I feel so bad for the Rockies fans… but what are the Rockies supposed to do? Look at their division… will take a decade, literally, to try to go for a playoff spot even.
On a bright side I checked in on my Rockies fans, and they have the nuggets, av’s and such to keep them going…