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05.08.2025 05:57 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Good space guy, we will miss thee. And will never forget calling your campaign number at 10:30 PM, only for it to ring the outro your personal cell and you picked up. You absolute madman.
05.08.2025 07:06 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Finally an heir to the throne
05.08.2025 05:13 — 👍 20 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Woman with thick, round, black eye glasses wearing tin foil hat
Goodspaceguy Names Greatspacegal Successor to Intergalactic Political Campaign Empire: tinyurl.com/yvpy94nx
05.08.2025 05:09 — 👍 106 🔁 13 💬 0 📌 9@cantwell.senate.gov response? 🦗🦗🦗
03.08.2025 19:33 — 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I hated that her only opponent last election was… not great. I wanted to primary her so badly!!!
02.08.2025 08:10 — 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Both my primary and my general election write in votes would have been far superior:
02.08.2025 23:20 — 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0🎯
02.08.2025 21:45 — 👍 23 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0AIPAC, rightly, gets a lot of play here but i feel like the weapons manufacturers at Boeing have been slighted
02.08.2025 20:35 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Never again!
02.08.2025 20:34 — 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Whoa! The Needling goes hard here!
02.08.2025 19:21 — 👍 16 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
Sen. Maria Cantwell smiling with hands folded in front of her
Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s Approved Funding to Kill: tinyurl.com/4fkckbnj
01.08.2025 20:01 — 👍 279 🔁 82 💬 7 📌 20Best Washington still isn’t sending our best to Lame Washington.
01.08.2025 23:38 — 👍 25 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Y'all need to stop voting for this hateful bitch. I'm serious.
01.08.2025 23:14 — 👍 37 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0@cantwell.senate.gov be like @murray.senate.gov and stopping giving Israel the money and tools to starve children.
02.08.2025 02:48 — 👍 44 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0Get her ass
02.08.2025 01:34 — 👍 129 🔁 40 💬 0 📌 0This is actually a tad bit generous to her.
02.08.2025 01:52 — 👍 42 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 0🔥
01.08.2025 21:11 — 👍 14 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0Area Senator Happy she can't be Primaried Until 2030 When This Whole Thing Blows Over
02.08.2025 00:16 — 👍 24 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0In a touching and heartfelt post on social media this week, Washington U.S. Senator Maria Cantwell assured her constituents that she wishes all the best for the Palestinians she approved more funding to kill this week.
01.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 107 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 0seriously how is she still in office?
01.08.2025 21:12 — 👍 27 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0In a touching and heartfelt post on social media this week, Washington U.S. Senator Maria Cantwell assured her constituents that she wishes all the best for the Palestinians she approved more funding to kill this week.
01.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 107 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 0
Sen. Maria Cantwell smiling with hands folded in front of her
Sen. Maria Cantwell Wishes All the Best for Palestinians She’s Approved Funding to Kill: tinyurl.com/4fkckbnj
01.08.2025 20:01 — 👍 279 🔁 82 💬 7 📌 20
features film stills from "ikiru," "folktales," and "anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy."
🐠 This week: Akira Kurosawa: A Retrospective continues at DT. FOLKTALES, a doc about teens enrolled at a Norwegian Folk School, is now playing at UPT. On 8/7, join us for a screening of ANCHORMAN: THE LEGENDY OF RON BURGUNDY presented by Lex Vaughn of @theneedling.com!
🎟️ + ⏰: siff.info/siffcinematw
Ah, I see some of us are familiar with "Catch-22."
31.07.2025 23:57 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Group of U.S. Navy sailors marching into town
Grindr Crashes During Fleet Week: tinyurl.com/ya7yrd4b
31.07.2025 18:36 — 👍 117 🔁 22 💬 3 📌 7
Seaplane about to land on Lake Union right behind tan, happy, handsome man paddleboarding in board shorts and no shirt.
Office Workers Secretly Waiting for Landing Seaplane to Decapitate Paddleboarder: tinyurl.com/4dxm8yke
31.07.2025 03:52 — 👍 119 🔁 18 💬 2 📌 8
