E. Michael Lunsford

When GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY GRIMY GOPHER GUTS threaten to wipe out their whole town of Eggs-upon-Tweed, 12yo Tuck E. Cheese and his sarcastic kid sister Nikki must save the day with Egyptian magic—or start loading up the family car. #questpit #mg #f #kidlit

When GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY GRIMY GOPHER GUTS threaten to wipe out their whole town of Eggs-upon-Tweed, 12yo Tuck E. Cheese and his sarcastic kid sister Nikki must save the day with Egyptian magic—or start loading up the family car.
#p2ppit #mg #f

I remember this:
Away to the window
I flew like a flash
Tore open the shutters
And threw up.

When GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY GRIMY GOPHER GUTS
threaten to wipe out their hometown of Eggs-upon-Tweed, 12yo Tuck E. Cheese and his sarcastic kid sister Nikki can only save everybody with a magic spoon they have to retrieve from an Egyptian tomb. It's that, or run for the hills. #amquerying

Some of my quirky characters:
Celian Strange, an Irish balloonist; Pharaoh Nuff, the papyrus boat captain; and Kahn Utel Ahman Ejut the Egyptian sheikh

How about my mg fantasy that features Dotty Forum, sister of Clora Forum, and owner of Dotty’s Chalk & Cheese Shop?

How about Tuck’s dad, the mayor of Eggs-upon-Tweed, who has a gigantic trainset in the basement, drives an old rickety minivan, and likes to sing The Old Gray Mare whenever he drives up a steep hill?

How about a spooky mg trilogy about a spookaphobic boy who’s being raised in a haunted funeral home?

I have a lady knight book, about Lenna the Lionhearted.

How about this? When GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY GRIMY GOPHER GUTS threaten to wipe out their hometown of Eggs-upon-Tweed, 12yo Tuck E. Cheese and
his sarcastic kid sister Nikki can only save everybody with a magic spoon they have to retrieve from an Egyptian tomb. It's that, or run for the hills.

How about This? When GREAT GREEN GOBS OF GREASY GRIMY GOPHER GUTS threaten to wipe out their hometown of Eggs-upon-Tweed, 12yo Tuck E. Cheese and
his sarcastic kid sister Nikki can only save everybody with a magic spoon they have to retrieve from an Egyptian tomb. It's that, or run for the hills.

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