Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”

I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?

I have met Susie. She could not have been more pleasant to me in person. It was also *palpably* obvious that she is Evil. I don’t mean that in a small way of she’s mean or devious, but a big one: she’d wear your skin as a suit in a nanosecond if it was chilly outside and never think of it again.

Yeah, bud, we noticed

It is true that few Americans vote on stuff like this but I will say: what they do abroad, they will find ways to do as much of that at home that they can get away with.

The rate of reported death isn’t as skyrocketing high but there are absolutely numerous voters and non voters here who know…

Some of these redactions are almost like modern art

Is it ‘soccer’ or ‘football?’ President Trump wants to rename the NFL The President said "it really doesn't make sense" to call American football by that name.

Like i said no one in the world plays the game like FIFA www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...

When the winner of the Nobel peace prize smuggled herself over the water and out of Venezuela to attend the ceremony in Oslo this week, her allies called the Pentagon to ask them not to arbitrarily murder her. www.wsj.com/world/americ...

Disney to invest $1bn in OpenAI, allowing characters in Sora video tool Agreement comes amid anxiety in Hollywood over impact of AI on the industry, expression and rights of creators

welcome to the new video era of luke skywalker doing company-sanctioned but unspeakable things with minnie mouse

Can't believe our tax dollars are going to be spent settling the upcoming exorbitant defamation suit with Sabrina Carpenter, but maybe this is just how public arts funding is going to work now.

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

No one ruthless enough to parlay 3am-college-paper-on-speed writing into national gigs & affairs with powerful men is this unprepared for a fairly soft interview. This is a shitty performance by someone trying to save her book's narrative - 'Young Woman Swept Up in the Current.'

Murdering random fishermen IRL for clout on Xitter.

I haven’t been able to form a sentence in like 10 minutes

He shouldn’t just be pushed out as the House Democrats’ leader; he needs to be primaried out of his seat entirely. Just a complete waste of a deep blue seat.

He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”

feel like I'm going to snap one of these days, tear off my shirt, and run down the street screaming TRUMP PARDONED A 400 TON COKE TRAFFICKER

Costco is right to challenge Trump’s unlawful tariffs. He abused emergency powers to sidestep Congress’s clear constitutional authority over trade. No president can rewrite tariff law on a whim.

"Much like MLK, I have haters" is a classic sentiment of American Stupids, this is an assimilation success story

Jury trials scrapped for crimes with sentences of less than three years The reforms are being brought in to tackle unprecedented delays in the Crown Court.

Doesn’t this violate…*checks notes*… the Magna Carta? www.bbc.com/news/article...

When I tell my kids we used to have vomit machines at work, operated by special technicians, they don’t even believe me.

Photo of Pete Hegseth sitting at a table. In front of him is a placard that reads "PETE HEGSETH SSECRETARY OF WAR." Yes, on the placard "secretary" begins with a double-S.

I'm like 90% sure that's an innocent typo.

85%

Just hear me out: maybe the Democratic Party’s problem is that the party leadership is full of people incapable of realizing that Matt Yglesias has terrible political instincts.

Important to do this press conference about a mass shooting from behind a comic book convention’s folding table inside the hotel from The Shining.

Four of Trump's five children have an immigrant mother, and the one who doesn't is married to the son of two immigrants.

They like Trump and want to help him

(Quote Skeet) So what? Get over it, pussy, you don't see the others complaining Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.... • 4h The other ninja turtles really give Raphael a hard time for expressing the correct emotion of anger at being a sentient creature forced to live in the sewers and fight as a child soldier

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