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Koffie Kobold - Yip Yap Crew

@bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social

Call me Eltha, Dee or Socket. she/her UK based kobold who draws a lot of kobolds and other critters, then makes merch outta them. Runs a shop together with @sockmuffin.bsky.social over at sockmuffin.com Art only account @grumpygryphon.bsky.social

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Thankfully I got gaviscon which has soothed it considerably... but the hours of before I was able to obtain it have punched me out ๐Ÿ˜‚

02.02.2026 19:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

... it's still taking me out, holy shit.

02.02.2026 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can!

I did shortly after I felt it choosing violence but it was too late by then ;A:

02.02.2026 16:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Worst acid reflux I've experienced in my life. It was so painful, came all the way up, took hours to clear and it's fucked up my throat (I still have to be careful eating/drinking).

The nausea was the worst of it all.... euuuurgh.

Took out my entire day, all I could do is pace around :')

02.02.2026 16:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Took my morning pills and my stomach acid chose violence oml

02.02.2026 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A very small houndoom

A very small houndoom

A very large houndour

A very large houndour

Have to laugh at my XS houndoom vs my Shalpha houndour.

XS girlie is going on my team later.

02.02.2026 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm known to have an extremely high pain tolerance and I was getting pushed to my limit there ๐Ÿซ 

02.02.2026 01:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Extremely painful as I wasn't even provided any form of painkillers (they had me just take some over the counter ones before my appointment lmfao... those did nothing).

The biopsy was the worst part of it.

Next time I'm insisting on some local anaesthesia.

02.02.2026 01:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿฆ•

01.02.2026 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1333    ๐Ÿ” 341    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Screenshot of two alpha torchic, along with various shinies of the entire line

Screenshot of two alpha torchic, along with various shinies of the entire line

And still not a single shiny female... just as well that I don't need 3 ๐Ÿ˜‚

01.02.2026 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Aaaa thank you <3!

01.02.2026 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A photo of a zorua microfibre glasses cleaning cloth

A photo of a zorua microfibre glasses cleaning cloth

Here are the colours in less hideous lights bwahah!

You can find it here: www.sockmuffin.com/shop

Please note that US shoppers should make certain to shop from the US part of our site: www.sockmuffin.com/us-store

01.02.2026 23:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think you meant to say there's no difference but folks read it as you saying that there is.

It's common to ask people who make racist 'jokes' to explain the joke, hence these replies.

01.02.2026 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A hisuian zorua sitting around with the test dead inside surrounding it

A hisuian zorua sitting around with the test dead inside surrounding it

Forgot to mention it but we got these back in stock!

01.02.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

01.02.2026 16:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12029    ๐Ÿ” 3557    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 222    ๐Ÿ“Œ 426
A hisuian zorua sitting around with the test dead inside surrounding it

A hisuian zorua sitting around with the test dead inside surrounding it

Forgot to mention it but we got these back in stock!

01.02.2026 13:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 93    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ice Ages buddy!! I just got so crazy with nostalgia for the art in this set too.

01.02.2026 12:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

a red and pink cross stitch on blue fabric. "everything I love causes carpal tunnel" surrounded by hearts, a needle and thread, and a skein of embroidery floss.

relevant to many of yalls interests.

01.02.2026 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8109    ๐Ÿ” 3149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 118
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I remember wanting a subscription so bad ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

01.02.2026 12:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love this thing because they just don't write manuals like this anymore ๐Ÿ˜‚

01.02.2026 11:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Photo of a magic the gathering rulebook from the ice age set

Photo of a magic the gathering rulebook from the ice age set

Ah yes, a relic

01.02.2026 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We ordered some extra bags in so hopefully we can print on 'em soon!

If all goes well we should have them in stock by the end of next week.

01.02.2026 10:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Me: I'm positive I'm imagining my fatigue
Also me for the last 6 months: showering means I've spent all my spoons for the day :(

01.02.2026 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 32    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a photo of a glittery tote bag with an image of a dragon sitting on top of a pile of trading cards with the text 'I showed you my cardboard please respond'

a photo of a glittery tote bag with an image of a dragon sitting on top of a pile of trading cards with the text 'I showed you my cardboard please respond'

Soooo @sockmuffin.bsky.social and I did a little trial of printing this on some glittery tote bags...

31.01.2026 18:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 193    ๐Ÿ” 50    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A drawing of a moustached gentleman in a hat who is absolutely not three kobolds in a trench coat

A drawing of a moustached gentleman in a hat who is absolutely not three kobolds in a trench coat

Prepping my perfectly normal gentleman pin design!

31.01.2026 11:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 316    ๐Ÿ” 103    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Page of digimon cards

Page of digimon cards

As a side note I absolutely love how deranged the Shoemon line is.

I remember being so excited when they announced Shoemon and I was not disappointed.

01.02.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We should have them available on our store some time next week!

31.01.2026 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bluesky isn't a place where trolls come to get mocked and insulted. They love that.

Bluesky is a place where trolls come to be blocked and isolated and ignored โ€” which they hate.

If you're seeing a lot of shitty people in your feed, you aren't blocking enough people.

11.09.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4790    ๐Ÿ” 2407    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 25    ๐Ÿ“Œ 21
Screenshot of an article: In 2019, a controversy arose where fan artists received backlash and accusations of whitewashing for depicting her with a lighter skin tone. While some arguments claimed Nessa was actually tan, others countered with discussions of how to properly illustrate darker skin colors, which many fans saw instead as attempts at "policing" art. Others tried to argue it instead as an example of "racebending". Internet trolls escalated matters further, depicting her as a racial stereotype of a monkey in artwork, or changing her to be white in a mod for Sword and Shield, using the argument that she was actually just "very tan".

Screenshot of an article: In 2019, a controversy arose where fan artists received backlash and accusations of whitewashing for depicting her with a lighter skin tone. While some arguments claimed Nessa was actually tan, others countered with discussions of how to properly illustrate darker skin colors, which many fans saw instead as attempts at "policing" art. Others tried to argue it instead as an example of "racebending". Internet trolls escalated matters further, depicting her as a racial stereotype of a monkey in artwork, or changing her to be white in a mod for Sword and Shield, using the argument that she was actually just "very tan".

Also for those who weren't there when this shit was going down for twitter, the original post refers to this:

31.01.2026 18:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Drawing of a doggy with the caption; "I got that dog in me and something's wrong with it"

Drawing of a doggy with the caption; "I got that dog in me and something's wrong with it"

Doggy

28.01.2026 13:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2382    ๐Ÿ” 684    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 9

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