Mike

a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a suit is smoking a cigarette in a store .

We just met up

DRINK WATER, MARKET DAYS PPL!!

Chicago-style bisexuality = being a Cubs and White Sox fan

Send mozz sitcks.

That was so messy

Which honestly….respect.

Every night at an apartment building near my place, there’s this set of windows with a red strobe light and I really wonder how that person is doing.

This is so cuuuuute

Set myself up for that one

So let me get this straight...it's the wednesday before Market Days and you want me to work?

You just know the parking lot will be a complete shit show, but I AM READYYY

That’s such a big work pet peeve. Like gurl focus 👏 on 👏 the 👏 road 👏

Wtf is the major city conversation? Or is it top 4 cities? Idk

A win is a win

Another day....yay 🙄

Marching straight into another meltdown 🫡

I've been counting down the days

I just looked at my work calendar for the week and cried.

I have no words other than 'valid'

yes please. Tell your manager I approved it

But I don’t want to get to work

Drop the address

Feeling like this season is gonna be goood

Never a bad choice

Trixie Mattel saying “I live in the United States, and…”

when people ask me what’s wrong:

It was soooo needed