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@simontesla.chitter.xyz.ap.brid.gy

A glowy computer mouse of some sort? He/They pronouns. Into programming (esp. web), #furry, rodents, sci-fi, art, roleplay, etc. Creator of the Raccoony web […] [bridged from https://chitter.xyz/@SimonTesla on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]

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A photograph of a Daily Mail newspaper article from December 5, 2000, with the headline "Internet 'may be just a passing fad as millions give up on it'". The article includes a cropped photo showing hands typing on a keyboard in front of a computer displaying a website.

A photograph of a Daily Mail newspaper article from December 5, 2000, with the headline "Internet 'may be just a passing fad as millions give up on it'". The article includes a cropped photo showing hands typing on a keyboard in front of a computer displaying a website.

Happy 25th anniversary to this Daily Mail article from the year 2000, proclaiming that internet "may be just a passing fad as millions give up on it".

#internet #TheWeb #OTD #OnThisDay #history

05.12.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 89    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1

it's wild when people go "if you like X or Y art, we can no longer be friends, stay the fuck away from me!"
like a relationship is so easy to discard? A friendship so easy to obliterate?

like it won't...fuck you up inside?

It's easy to do this shit to strangers, but one day -

05.12.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 313    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1
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NSFW

Such cool and based friends β­βœ¨πŸŒˆπŸ€

03.12.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 792    πŸ” 224    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2
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Happy Turkey Day ya all!

27.11.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#pankamythos

Only... once so far, tangentially! a commission for skavennoises, of cute plushy vore from back in 2020. It's a theme I oughtta do more with for sure!
#plushophilia #vore #safe_vore #endosoma #plush_vore #furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw

23.11.2025 08:02 β€” πŸ‘ 135    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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These three rats are on a mission to look at kink art, please help them πŸ₯ΊπŸ€πŸ€πŸ€

Tagging your stuff helps people find you, helps your followers share your stuff, and helps people curate their feeds <3

22.11.2025 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2865    πŸ” 1222    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 37
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ADOPTABLE: Helix Thaumerson II
LVL3 Rodentfolk Artificer (Artillerist)

Main bidding thread on FA:
www.furaffinity.net/view/63057012/
(Or bid in the comments below)

Rules on FA, or below!

21.11.2025 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 499    πŸ” 86    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 1
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some cute trans stuff <3
#furryart #nsfw #furrynsfw #transgender #transfemme #lgbt #queer #pankallisti
furaffinity.net/view/63055756/

20.11.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2132    πŸ” 532    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 5
two panel meme with two people, one (facing the viewer half sideways) is talking to the other.
panel 1: "Okay. But that's worse."
panel 2: "You do get how that's worse, right?"

two panel meme with two people, one (facing the viewer half sideways) is talking to the other. panel 1: "Okay. But that's worse." panel 2: "You do get how that's worse, right?"

every time I see someone going "I finally ditched #firefox and went with this closed source chromium based alternative instead"

all I can think of is

09.09.2025 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 0
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rough sketch of a very wild and silly idea (hot)
"Mommy forgot her bullet vibe, creature :3c"
#furryart #vore #unbirthing #furrymacro #nsfw #furrynsfw

13.11.2025 23:19 β€” πŸ‘ 298    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy Shit, #Valve did a product launch in 2025 and did not mention AI a single fucking time. So refreshing.

12.11.2025 22:33 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 213    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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η©΄γŒγ‚γ£γŸγ‚‰πŸ•³ε…₯る! #γƒ©γƒƒγƒˆ #γƒ•γ‚‘γƒ³γ‚·γƒΌγƒ©γƒƒγƒˆ #rat #rats #rodents #ratsOfFediverse

12.11.2025 17:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Auf einem Brunnenrand hockt ein kleines MΓ€uschen und futtert Kerne. Im Brunnenwasser spiegeln sich Augen und Ohren der Maus

Auf einem Brunnenrand hockt ein kleines MΓ€uschen und futtert Kerne. Im Brunnenwasser spiegeln sich Augen und Ohren der Maus

Wenn die HΓΆrnchen schlafen gegangen sind und es fast schon ganz dunkel ist, kommt die Waldmaus hervor und bedient sich an dem, was Meisen und HΓΆrchen ΓΌbrig gelassen haben
When the squirrels have gone to sleep and it is almost completely dark, the wood mouse […]

[Original post on mastodon.social]

09.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For each kink you hate, I guarantee you have at least one friend who is secretly into it
-Each time you are aggressive about that kink, that friend is scared you will subject them to violent emotional abuse and abandonment
-you can forever improve that friendship by being a bit nicer about kink art✨

04.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3689    πŸ” 1573    πŸ’¬ 84    πŸ“Œ 72

It’s crazy, I keep finding confirmation bias everywhere

28.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To be incredibly clear: we used Flash for some incredibly stupid things in incredibly stupid ways back in the early 2000's. That shit had to go.

But it was never about security or Adobe; it was about Apple's refusal to let any portion of the internet run on proprietary software that they didn't own

23.10.2025 23:43 β€” πŸ‘ 171    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on tiggi.es

Got a call with Caller ID saying it's from my Credit Union.

They told me there was an account breach. In a very Indian accent.

I asked if it was a breach or an incident.

He told me it was a breach.

I asked what of my data had been exfiltrated.

He said third parties had access to all of my […]

14.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on infosec.exchange

y'all, I KNOW it's hard, I KNOW there are Problems and Complications unique to every case, I KNOW some parents are truly spectacularly awful and abusive.

I'm not saying "magically pull financial independence out of a hat" or anything like that. I'm saying – you fundamentally cannot fix the […]

15.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on mastodon.social

It's becoming increasingly clear to me that Reflect Orbital's fucking stupid giant mirror satellite, with absolutely NOTHING useful to offer, which will cause countless safety issues, ecological disasters, and destroy the night sky, is going to launch.

A bunch of astronomers and I have sent out […]

09.10.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 523    πŸ’¬ 25    πŸ“Œ 17
Original post on chitter.xyz

[Trans-friendly accommodations in WA or OR?]

I have a friend of a friend that is looking to escape an abusive family situation, and is looking for resources/leads on finding a room to rent in these locales. As I'm not really plugged into the local furry scene I'm wondering if anyone has […]

08.10.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on rubber.social

OKAY. Windows 10 EOL is right around the corner in ~2 weeks.

Because I've had to put out multiple all-caps panic attack fires within my own friend circle over this bullshit, I just spent my Monday night after work writing an article outlining a few paths forward post 10-pocalypse that anyone […]

30.09.2025 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 15    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A reddit post in r/mildlyinteresting titled: "I add a layer of paint to this quarter whenever I’m in a meeting". The associated picture shows a rounded conical glob of blueish white paint on top of a yellow kraft paper square, with a paint-riter+ pen behind it, on a desk.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom":

Some information:
  - The coin has been in progress since February 2025.
  - Daily standup is the biggest contributor.
  - Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing.
  - I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens.
  - I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness.
  - The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension
  - If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry.
  - The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state.
  - if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

A comment by the author of the post named "nominyomom": Some information: - The coin has been in progress since February 2025. - Daily standup is the biggest contributor. - Engineering at Big Tech is 90% figuring out what everyone is doing. - I’ve emptied 2.75 Markal Paint-Ritter+ pens. - I also add colors with Expo and Sharpies but those don’t add much thickness. - The paint blob never fully dries, it takes fingerprints very well and sags due to gravity and surface tension - If it ever gets misshapen, I add a bunch of the paint, it softens up and surface tension pulls it back into symmetry. - The quarter is a State Quarter, but I have forgotten which state. - if the meeting is especially useless, I lift it to my nose and take nice big whiffs.

finally some normal fucking people on reddit

29.09.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2586    πŸ” 1033    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 8
a small young rat, wearing a collar with an ID tag with a photo of the rat

a small young rat, wearing a collar with an ID tag with a photo of the rat

it me

#rats

25.09.2025 16:14 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 62    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

#septENMber Day 20-B: Man vs. Machine

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Why does it even HAVE this functionality?

Ft. a whole bunch of tiny cameos, listed below!

#enm #ene

20.09.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1242    πŸ” 234    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 1
Original post on epistolary.org

Attention Gen Xers and boomers with registered domain names 🚨

If you, like me, put a fictitious organization in your domain name registration 25 years ago because NetSol or ICANN did not allow you to leave that field blank, recent policy changes will make that organization name the *legal […]

19.09.2025 13:38 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

#septENMber Day 16: Crime and Punishment

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@badbiscuit.bsky.social might want to think twice before stealing panties again. They ARE cute, though.

#enm #ene

16.09.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1862    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 5
Original post on meow.social

The MMR vaccine is perfectly safe. Measles is not.

MMR vaccine- studied for more than 50 years. Less than 1 in 1,000,000 chance of allergic reaction. No chance of death or permanent injury. NO evidence of increased risk of autism.

Measles- 1 in 5 will die without hospitalization. 1 in 500 will […]

14.09.2025 03:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Original post on hachyderm.io

Occasional reminder that anyone with a Canadian ancestor can now apply to get a citizenship grant: https://www.reddit.com/r/Canadiancitizenship/wiki/index/

It can be a very distant ancestor! Really! "But my it's my great-great grandmother" yep that's OK you can apply anyway, some people have […]

10.09.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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