Squork(ed)

Ok: so that CheetoHeetler has performed in th latter, maybe it can be upgraded to a scored performance?

So. Much fun: good times.

Are we Those Parents who call out staff or admin for looking the other way until state req’s demand it?

I’m thinking yes.

I mean, also, our new “we will never enable nor hinder” plan is to not pay for extras like summer school or band. You want it? Put skin in it.

Do NOT get me wrong. Ze is responsible for yanno, turning shit in so they don’t fail. Their poor performance made them fail. BIT THEY WERE FAILING A MONTH AGO.
I warned staff IN AUGUST this would happen and it was allowed to happen until 5pm the night before State Finals.

SOME BULLSHIT

ZeChild is a shitshow. I can’t even right now. And it is 75% school’s “fault” (yes, kid’s fault for failing but THEY WERE ALLOWED TO DIG DEEPER FOR ONE FULL MONTH before “hey, you’re ineligible” when they had been fo 4 weeks)

Ew. That’s HORRIBLE too. I was talking about the Qatari Air Force base being built and training alongside USAF. 🫠

Haaaay @elizardbethany.bsky.social

Um
Uh
What do your “I’m moving to Idaho bc masks aren’t a thing” people think of the news today?
Because as a NON LOCAL I am kinda freaked tf out

Hooooboy brain bees are in full force today.
We hates Mondays, precious.

I’ll be there! Lol
Looks AMAZING

I have done absolutely nothing but keep my ass on the couch inbetween flipping laundry and napping, and it has been the most glorious day. (Which is good, bc it isn’t gonna happen again for a while)

SO
MANY
(mostly queer)
TEENS
HAVE
TAKEN
OVER
MY
HOUSE
and I love it.
❤️❤️Anti/post hoco ‘25❤️❤️

I did a ridiculous

Booked flights to NYC, three shows, and a hotel for our belated 20th trip.

Now…anxiety (I only had anxiety when traveling sans children)

But excited!

I was a total nerd and downloaded a dosimeter app at a wedding last weekend.
Glad I’m out of that demographic for the most part.

Not enough creative swear words in any language for how fed up I am with all of this.

Soybean harvest is making me COMPLETELY MISERABLE - for seriously the first time in over a decade. Which is cute, because nobody’s buying the beans, anyway.

I have a whole Costco bag of cheese sticks where the “peel here” is fused shut, and it’s pretty much the most annoying first world problem I have right now.

Their sweet blessed humanity can complete meal prep for the next decade
(said her crude, hurt, inempathetic self)

KEEPIN IT REAL.

Aaaaand then my youngest comes home and says, “Mom! The house smells like shit!”
…I had thawed out rotisserie chicken to add to pasta for dinner.
They smelled dinner.

Schrödinger's Shooter exists as both a deranged leftist motivated by dangerous rhetoric AND as a misunderstood troubled youth who needed Jesus until the waveform collapses

I got complimented by my therapist for my progressive boundary-setting, so I’ve got that going for me.

Who got a lot of stuff done, but needed to do more, slammed a monster, finished the last thing, and immediately took a 2 hour nap, 40 mins after slamming a monster? THIS GAL.
Tell me your brain is spicy without telling me your brain is spicy..

Also, fun (fakenews) fact “Chicago is where they send all the military doctors to train because that’s because of all the gun shootings!”

Send thoughts. And booze for when I return home tomorrow

Friends. He heard HUNDRED TWENTY. And my cousin was all “why is your dad saying your 10 minute uber was $120?” And I’m 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

And I introduced them to Lyft/uber and when dad asked how much the drive was, I said “oh, under twenty. Not bad” (rush hour, Chicago, Friday).

And he was like NOT BAD? I see why people quit their jobs for this! And I’m like…..ok boomer (silently)

YALL, today has been ✨A Journey✨

Too many details: drive w my dad as a passenger for the first time since I was 15, mom didn’t VERIFY he carried her dress to the car for the wedding along with his suit (they were on adjoining hooks) so she didn’t have her dress and wore my tomorrow blouse…

I blocked an annoying person instead of engaging them and now I have earned one (1) gratuitous aggressive engagement. I will spend it before the weekend is out.

Well, dammit!

WAIT WHAT

Unconscionable: US plan to destroy $9.7 million of contraceptives MSF condemns the decision to destroy these critical medical supplies, which will have devastating consequences for the communities where we work.

The Trump administration spent $167,000 to destroy $9.7 million worth of birth control and other contraceptives that were supposed to go to low-income countries. Imagine hating helping so much that you’d actually spend money just to make sure others don’t get help.

That’s how my grandma fed me shredded wheat.