Ted Johnson

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Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

May I have your blessing to use this Gary?

I'm glad you're back! I was hankering for Radio Free Burrito a week or two ago, and then you posted this! Son, I am excite.

If there's space, I volunteer as tribute.

Jag ska lärä dig / Slängpolska Daniel Pettersson · Sweden: The Nyckelharpa (Suède) · Song · 2003

Boy, oh, boy. The urge to fish, grow root vegetables, and wear furs while hunting elk that this song pulls from my DNA is evidence enough that I have strong Nordic roots.

open.spotify.com/track/3WbRQG...

A photograph of Adam Savage and myself backstage at Silicon Valley Comic Con in 2017.

I came across this picture of me and @tested.com's very own Adam Savage from 2017. These shows, and SiliCon, were an absolute blast, and I miss my Con Family terribly...

This always made me feel both proud and extremely furious simultaneously.

Not sure why I didn't do this originally, but I've changed my handle to reflect my domain name.
Do I have a functional website? No. Not at present, but thanks for making me feel bad about it... 😉

47 and his regime summed up in a single sentence.

These spoony wrinklers are a bunch of poltroons, rascals, rattlecaps and ruffians.

Rabbit rabbit.

Mom would've been 78 today.
She was one of the most kind and giving people I've ever known, and was a dedicated educator.
As would be her wishes, and if you're the drinking type, please raise a glass of Guinness or a nice Irish whisky and raise a toast to MJ!
Godspeed mom, I love you. I miss you.

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Okay, this is my newest very very favorite meme.

A: Look at the awesome work my friend does! She's available for commissions.
B: This commission was for me and I couldn't be happier! We discussed themes, and ultimately I told her to go ham, but Donatello was my favorite TMNT. She knocked it out of the park!

He's perfect. Absolutely perfect.

YouTube’s play button doing the lord’s work

Oh, thank The Maker!

Tested positive last week Sunday evening, and took the week off work. Like like I'll be going in tomorrow!

I just- LOOK AT THOSE OPALS you guys! @bellechere.bsky.social does commissions and you'd be a fool to not consider her. She's painting a mini for me right now, and it's looking absolutely gorgeous!

a cartoon character giving an ok sign with his hand ALT: a cartoon character giving an ok sign with his hand

I mean, I could NEVER do that in a million years.

OH MY GOD, THOSE OPALS!

Yeah, that's not something you wanna see in the first few seconds...

First they came for the Palestinian protestor and I said “hey you Nazi fucks, you’re being Nazis, everyone else we need to shut these motherfuckers down RIGHT now” because I actually paid attention to the poem

$5 says they send you back a pamphlet asking you to draw a pirate or a turtle...

a man in a plaid shirt is holding a piece of coal in his mouth and says ug , black lung . ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a piece of coal in his mouth and says ug , black lung .

Woke up with a fever and a killer headache. On the plus side, I'm cuddled up with my doggy, drinking ginger ale, and watching reruns of ER.

homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is sitting in a chair with his mouth open and his hands outstretched .

Mmmmm... Forbidden Fruity Pebbles.