Wolverine

A middle aged man helplessly holds an alligator’s tail as it steals his hat

In a sentence never before uttered by humans, I am delighted to share that an alligator stole my conservation instructor’s hat by jauntily walking into the water while wearing it 🐊

Kurt Vonnegut tells his wife he's going out to buy an envelope: "Oh, she says, well, you're not a poor man. You know, why don't you go online and buy a hundred envelopes and put them in the closet? And so I pretend not to hear her. And go out to get an envelope because I'm going to have a hell of a good time in the process of buying one envelope. I meet a lot of people. And see some great looking babies. And a fire engine goes by. And I give them the thumbs up. And I'll ask a woman what kind of dog that is. And, and I don't know. The moral of the story is — we're here on Earth to fart around And, of course, the computers will do us out of that. And what the computer people don't realize, or they don't care, is we're dancing animals. You know, we love to move around. And it's like we're not supposed to dance at all anymore."

Kurt Vonnegut man

I am looking for capture artists to join my internal team! Remote okay, contract only, DM me!

How we’re being asked to live now is objectively insane

must rock being a cybertruck guy. every time you pull up it’s like beep beep make way for the Ambassador of Divorce

This is exactly how Ubisoft should have addressed the nonsense and I'm not even exaggerating

Maybe a little less cussing for "professional propriety" or whatever 😂 but otherwise, 100%

Anything less is just giving into the cowing of some insane people who weren't gonna play your game anyway

@jesawyer.bsky.social nice chatting to you again this evening, did you end up doing any karaoke?

Copy pasting my response elsewhere because I’m also annoyed but for different reasons:
“Yeah I’m a bit annoyed by this test because blue is a primary colour and green is a secondary colour so therefore we’re going to see blue pollute green much faster because of green already being made up of blue.”

Yeah I’m a bit annoyed by this test because blue is a primary colour and green is a secondary colour so therefore we’re going to see blue pollute green much faster because of green already being made up of blue.

If you like that try Kilbeggan, some great single pot still stuff there too. But redbreast is still my favourite.

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Flamepoints are my favourite. I love him!

It works great for me, especially when out and about! I’m going to limit myself to checking in once a week or so and see how it goes.

Limiting my socials for a while thanks to this doodad. Will check in periodically.

Bluesky doesn’t do video so I can’t even post the crazy Valhalla themed decorations the Danes in my neighbourhood have put up, last year they did Barbie pool party of death lmao.

There are SO MANY MORE.

90’s X-men themed house, which includes the song playing on a loop, 49ers skeleton house, Frisbee skeleton house.

These people make their house into huge elaborate politically themed Halloween decorations. This year made their house into an anti-MAGA carnival.

Alameda is the champion of Halloween decorations in Northern California change my mind.

Saw it the other week and loved it SO MUCH. I just bought the vinyl too.

I love Siamese! They’re gorgeous!

“Wearing sexy miniskirts and being self-reliant!”

The person who invites you to Bluesky is the closest thing we have to vampire sires.

That’s so cool. I went to college with his brother. Lovely family!

It is your best tweet

companies programmed us to refer to art, music, video, and writing as "content" to make it seem like it comes from the website and not from a person who had to think of it and make it

Noooooo

Thank you!

I’m gonna need recipes for these. They both look so good.

How the hell does Paul Rudd get HOTTER WITH GLASSES? Like, he’s already sexy and now I have to find out he looks even sexier with glasses????