Madcat Magick

"To see a World in a Grain of Sand And a Heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand And Eternity in an hour." - William Blake

BRB

(Journey's directly into the sun)

I love saying “have the day you deserve”
Because for some, that’s a blessing, and for others, a curse

This guy at the supermarket checkout refused to maintain social distance from me. He probably didn't have covid. But he definitely had red hair.

I’m actually in a cult and it’s awesome

Tweet of appreciation for these flowers under this sky (so blue, as the song says), and for leaves that are falling so slowly it seems they might never make it to the ground

Am now mutuals w an account called Adorable Baby Animals In Life Threatening Situations; this feels like the start of something

Social media is beginning to bore me to tears.

He doesn't love you, honey. He just needs somebody to parole out to.

One of my cats just walked by & cleaned the butthole of his arch nemesis. Just saw a butthole in need of cleaning & did the neighborly thing. Very "our disagreements can wait, there are no enemies in hygiene". Some, "I hate you but not let you walk around with a dirty ass hate you." Take a lesson.

*mouthful of LSD

Funny you should ask, I was just thinking I probably COULD land this plane.

We need a Yankee Candle scent that is called "Floral Anger."

Holy shit have you guys used spray paint lately it’s completely odorless you don’t evne neeb tog ventiokakt enenanfoooo

You're more likely to be murdered than win the lottery.

Have a nice day.

I've got a super villain's taste with a henchman's budget.

You should stay up and read more internet. You’re just getting to the good part

Going to be asleep by 11:00 instead of up for the night at 11:00 and that’s winning.

Pretty damn common.

The year is 2053. Online clout farming is subsidized by the US federal government.

Calling in sick of my boss's shit.

You're never too old for a good wake and bake.

One of the most painful things is to risk falling in love again so, don't.

I saw some posts here written in German.

Don't worry, I've reported them.

I don’t think I have the stamina for this anymore. 🎵

Being retired means never having to worry about anything other than dying.
Every day is the weekend.

Gimme 2 grams of your hardest nights sleep and if it’s as good as you say it is I’ll come back and buy another 5

lol my boss just called me into her office and told me I've been spending too much time on bluesky. Hold on she's saying something else now

I have a lot in common with goofy ass bitches