Midtown_Doom_Loop

y'know, I'm starting to think that maybe these high-end hockey players are Dumb Guys

I feel like killer robot vacuums would really lift people's spirits.

Thinks he’s Fidel Castro now

Can’t find a publisher for my children’s book “The Rat King of Illinois.” I don’t get it.

Your FBI Director Ladies and Gentlemen:

He added, in a note of exasperation, that Greenland is always open to dialogue and cooperation. “But please talk to us instead of just making more or less random statements on social media,” he said.

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ WASHINGTON—In a new claim challenging traditional pediatric norms regarding infant safety, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. announced Tuesday that being left in a hot car coul...

RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ — theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-...

And he still looks great

Two posts and no goal. THIS IS INSANITY

Posting a photo of Rod Carew every day until ICE is out of Minneapolis (and St Paul). #Twins

#Minnesota

Why are folks not asking more questions about this FBI complaint in the Epstein Files?

www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Hope he can paint the inside corner of the strike zone this well #cardsky

Me: “In this paper I will show that dinosaurs could, in fact, light their farts of fire.”

Ph.D. Committee: “Are we in the right room?”

Found a great looking ‘76 Dave Parker in a box of junk

Lemon pepper microplastics for dinner, my favorite

Fortunately for Angels fans they never win.

hell yeah i’m into curling., shoving these curling fries into my mouth

#Words Welsh

Pritzker demands a $1,700 refund per family for the people of Illinois after Trump's tariffs were ruled unconstitutional.

Dems, pay attention. This is your midterms message.

Fools and lap dogs

Wait a minute, does that mean my $2,000 tariff dividend check is Unconstitutional?

The Supreme Court ruled Friday that President Trump exceeded his authority when he imposed sweeping tariffs on imports from nearly every U.S. trading partner, a major setback for his administration’s second-term agenda.

Dougie you fucking weasel

“While VA does not agree with the way this rule has been characterized, the department always takes veterans’ concerns seriously,” Collins said. “To alleviate these concerns, VA will continue to collect public comments regarding the rule, but it will not be enforced at any time in the future.”

Grab that Ayatollah by the pussy

My knee shouldn’t be making audible popping sounds should it. Welcome to another year I guess.