Sarcastic Reindeer 🔜 MFF

I got what I deserved

P R O M O T E D

Do not mess with me. I own a vacuum cleaner.

You've already been approved! Please begin bleating immediately

Oh no, he's acting up again. Where'd we put the clicker?

It's DECEMBER, go strap those antlers on!

THIS ISN'T FOR YOU. GO EAT HAY.

Congratulations! Your antlers will be in the mail shortly.

A satirical flyer for fictional company DEERCO, inviting you to "become a deer"

DEERCO invites all MFF attendees to consider: deer, perhaps?
#MFF #deer

A satirical list of deer facts from fictional company DEERCO

Get your deer facts from DEERCO at MFF! #MFF #deer

A fake book cover titled "The Deer You Are: A Spiritual Biography of the Deer Inside You", sponsored by DEERCO

DEERCO will be at MFF! Make sure to get your flyers! Get in touch with your inner deer.

It's Groundhog Day, except every day is another store email declaring Black Friday has just started

Arc Raiders has made me understand the value of small talk with strangers more than any court mandated therapy ever has.

Aww geesers thank you

(I will PayPal you the $10,000 we agreed upon for this)

Oh no he doesn't know how much reinstalling he's going to have to do

I will not pre-emptively admit defeat

BREAKING NEWS: 16 year old child on their first day working at Chipotle has never rolled a burrito before, but is now single handedly responsible for my lunch's structural integrity and therefore my happiness for the entire day

GOD I HATE BUGS

A promo Flyer for the dumb reindeer's twitch anniversary stream, with soldiers from Starship Troopers painted over with a "You" blank face

12 HOURS OF XCOM 2 FOR MY STREAM ANNIVERSARY NEXT SATURDAY (Sept 6) AT 12 PM CST (that's a lot of twelvess)

THERE ARE ONLY TWO COMPANIES IN THE FUTURE

That is for the seers with Wacom tablets to decide

the newest character in Deadlock, a punk goat named billy

PORN ARTISTS, DEADLOCK NEEDS YOUR HELP IMMEDIATELY

Unit Down Charge was a super cute demo to play! I'm sorry for sexually objectifying all your characters!

A flyer for a twitch stream playing FBC Firebreak featuring fictional ID cards for three ungulate furries employed by the Federal Bureau of Control

DISREGARD EARLIER POST actually playing firebreak Wednesday at 8 PM CST with the bleat boys @biffthemoose.bsky.social and @bouboi.bsky.social

the previous date was [REDACTED]

500 Follower custom chainmail collar giveaway promotion that has the title "500 Follower YC(Collar)H Giveaway!" and reads "To celebrate 500 Followers on Bluesky, I am holding a raffle for a custom chain collar! Follow, Like, and Report by June 21st to enter! Good luck and thank you!! <3"

YC(Collar)H GIVEAWAY TIME!

To celebrate 500 followers, I'm holding a custom chain collar raffle for one lucky winner! To enter, Follow, Like, and Repost this post by June 21st! The winner will be revealed on June 22nd. Feel free to comment with something cute too 🥰

Thank you and good luck! 🩵🩷

A meme scene of Keanu Reeves in Cyberpunk 2077 saying "Wake the Fuck up, Furry. We have pride art to commission" with a pride flag reflected in his sunglasses

Furries the moment Pride Month rolls around (and my June 1 feed)

NEVER, BIRD

Rdup, I can't believe your name on here is just "Ryan", like we're not on the internet and instead somewhere with laws and common decency. At least toss a peach emoji in there for the bottoms.

I forgot I can upload my tiktoks here!
I installed VRChat just to do this.

STOP READING THE TEXT 🔪