jesse 🩸

i am an appetite

Very interesting...

When athletes wear a suit it feels like a holstered gun.

Infielder: Oh man, I better convert this batted ball to an out
The batted ball:

The Walmart Effect New research suggests that the company makes the communities it operates in poorer—even taking into account its famous low prices.

Researchers found “that the costs Walmart imposes in the form of not only lower earnings but also higher unemployment in the wider community outweigh the savings it provides for shoppers.”

Dermatologists HATE her: The Story of the Dermatologist Killer

important:
✅ sports
✅ video games
✅ going online
✅ posting

not important:
🚫 typos
🚫 proper punctuation
🚫 proper capitalization
🚫 whether or not god is real

Nós temos um encontro marcado hoje, às 20h30, em rede nacional de rádio e televisão. O Natal é um bom momento para relembrarmos os ensinamentos de Cristo: a compaixão, a fraternidade, o respeito e o amor ao próximo.

📸 Ricardo Stuckert

(smiling sagely) Knowledges power

im pretty good at drawing at least for somebody who sucks at drawing

Restaurants should make you beg for water

Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid -The Onion

Experts Recommend Putting Injured Person In Some Sort Of Cylindrical Tank Filled With Fluid
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wassup

blood lemon

me in my 20s: it’s saturday night! time to go get drunk and party!!!
me in my 40s: ah, saturday night. time to enjoy an evening with my family and perhaps enjoy a drink or two
me in my 8470s: huh. i think i might be god
me in my 98580s: yep i’m god for sure

first <10 🥳

Do you think non-pitching arm related injuries (like Crochet's jaw) actually have a predictive effect on a players health going forward? Genuinely curious, I see players get called injury risks for things that seem unrelated/just freak accidents

imagery is a pixelized image of an apple mouse but taken apart, showing the inside track ball, screws, connector, etc.

hard core: the journal of the british apple systems user group, newsletter, cover (1984) archive.org/details/BASU...

(Robert Frost switches sides of the hallway to avoid us)
Me: Ohh, looks like someone's taking the road less traveled, eh fellas?
(friends chuckling)
Largest Friend: (crushing water bottle in his hands) You're a dead man, Frost!!

Does the immaculate grid automatically round up to 1 if someones rarity score is <0.99? I'm in a group chat with some very dedicated players who routinely get single digits, as low as 1 several times, but a 0 has been elusive so far.

was reminded of the existence of alexandra botez and immediately remembered this amazing chess opening for black

who taught spotify about frutiger aero girl

my warm hat topped with a puffball is giving south park realness

19 °F

people are saying he deserved to be fired after mismanaging the game yesterday, but i don't know. i guess when it comes down to it, i just don't think that actions should have consequences. i think everything should just be whatever