Melonball

AI summary shitpost??? (Minor Sopranos spoilers??)

Can you outwit the Master Computer AM?

I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream, is on its way to PlayStation 5 in physical format.

Preorders available now until Dec 7.

People be putting the strangest shit on their job posts sometimes. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do with this information. I guess cat lovers need not apply? or... Something else? Seems like a chill studio, regardless lol

Its so windy, the birds are having trouble flying lol

This is my favorite park 💜

YouTube video by DeepseaOddities New Magnapinna Squid Deep Ocean ROV Encounter 2025 | Cook Islands Abyssal Plain, South Pacific

NEW MAGNAPINNA JUST DROPPED
youtu.be/wB3y4a6h4dc?...

"Person who won 6th prize in Bingo"

(His prize is a bag of "umaibo" extruded corn stick snacks, which cost around 50 cents each)

x.com/dailyportalz...

So, what. Folsom and Dore?

The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid!

can I get the leftovers?? 🥺

The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."

43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.

Feeling discouraged about this job market 😔 I will keep trying! 😤

I guess we’re shedding 10 states from the union. Thats 20% savings!! Huge!

Tendies, but gourmet

Damn, the minecraft RTX mod is crazy

sorry, I don't speak french...

Dumpling cat

I am the condiment king!

I'll wait until senator Pumpkin sets up his carving contest...

Never catch me eating at Xibei 😤

WRONG Iroquois

a car that's trapped in hagfish slime

Today is #nationalhagfishday I hope you have a good day and if not I hope you escape the day via copious amounts of slime www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...

ghosted by the AI chatbot recruiter that would repeatedly call me at 8:30am on the weekend. Oh no. How will I emotionally recover 😭

whoever sets these things up is always accidentally hilarious

I had a dream that I won 5 million dollars, and now I woke up and I don't have 5 million dollars. I'm not sure how I'll ever cope 😭

DAMN!! I forgot the 21st night of September…

San Francisco is a funny place sometimes

Stop the Bleed with Furries! Sign Up Form This form allows us to have a headcount of everyone involved so we know how many instructors we will need and how much pizza we should get. This event is FREE! Date/Time: Sunday, October 26 12:30pm ...

ATTENTION FURRIES IN THE BAY AREA!

I am organizing a FREE 1.5 hour Stop the Bleed course at the San Francisco Public Library on Sunday, October 26 at 12:30pm. Learn life-saving skills to stop severe bleeding. Participants will receive a certificate of completion and 🍕 PIZZA! 🍕

Nooooooo!!