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True. Evolution of times.

13.02.2026 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One thing I remember when going to Magic Kingdom as a kid and throughout the years until present day is the evolution of Jungle Cruise.
First time, they would fire shots at the hippo.
After years, they would fire shots upwards to scare the hippo.
After years, no more guns on the boat.

13.02.2026 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What? What? What what?

13.02.2026 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A military pilot? Now I see.

13.02.2026 20:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What did they expect? They are concentration camps with different names.

Soon they will start being tagged. And we will all normalize it.

13.02.2026 18:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well, Al-Hashimi has already become a meme. :)

13.02.2026 18:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is then a good opportunity to repeat:
"Go to hell, Cheryl Hines!"

13.02.2026 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And did the pilot accept being re-hired?

13.02.2026 18:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is that supposed to be a bad idea?

13.02.2026 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still do not see how Rogan went from Newsradio actor to big powerful podcaster.
But then again, we live in a world herein Kardashian went from zero to famous just because they said they were famous.

13.02.2026 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taco does not give a crap about approval rates, but hammer this "Biden was better than Taco" or just about anyone is better than Taco, and that will slice right through that insecure, small man he is.

13.02.2026 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

republicans running for office here put on ads showing they like guns, they are more maga than maga, they kiss Taco's boots, and they are generally sons of bitches. That much tells the quality of both candidates and voters here in Texas.

13.02.2026 13:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes... if history shows, these regimes can run very long. They all eventually fall.

13.02.2026 13:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A new poll shows Taco's approval rating dropping. Even though it is basically the same approval rating he always had since he was born.
But I plead: understand he does not care about approval ratings. Or doing a better job. His only plan is to wreck. Hurt. Kill.

13.02.2026 13:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of course they will, as a principled and quality newsroom they are.

13.02.2026 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Will Fox be updating their story on this and giving it the same amount of airtime as they did initial arrest?

13.02.2026 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15413    ๐Ÿ” 5184    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 664    ๐Ÿ“Œ 191

Train to Hell departing, Gate 6. Bon voyage, bitch.

13.02.2026 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.

12.02.2026 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17822    ๐Ÿ” 7073    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 616    ๐Ÿ“Œ 357

Both my wife and I got our PhDs. We do not regret it.
It was painful and exhausting and rewarding. Possibly in equal amounts.

13.02.2026 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am going to have to drink a glass of wine because of this.
And some cheese. Gouda. Swiss.

13.02.2026 01:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

:(

13.02.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam "Have you seen the Stock Market" Bondi.

Yep, she had her ticket to hell permanently stamped with that one. Bon voyage.

13.02.2026 01:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

All of them.

13.02.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pam "Stock Market" Bondi.

13.02.2026 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Right? Democrats were way out of line.

13.02.2026 01:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nah. He won. It is hard to accept because deep inside we believed we were better than this as a country.
We were not.

13.02.2026 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I don't really know her."

13.02.2026 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€

12.02.2026 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18800    ๐Ÿ” 9124    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 847    ๐Ÿ“Œ 580

Only the best people.

13.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Mark this. It is going to be very funny when, after primaries and elections, many republicans will not need Taco's approval anymore, and suddenly they will get their genitals back.

13.02.2026 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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