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acharismatic microfauna trying to follow the Muddler’s Motto: Dominate! by stumbling onward in a slightly better than average direction a shade over half the time.

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I feel like panpsychism would make it challenging to withdraw from worldly consciousness

(Happy Halloween!)

31.10.2025 21:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Diamonds are a grifts best friend

31.10.2025 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I think by law they are not allowed to ask about posteriors

30.10.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

These falling horses are a menace. The sun is being very irresponsible.

30.10.2025 03:11 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I hear the treats are delightful and worth betraying everyone you love

29.10.2025 17:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Did you try to go through?

29.10.2025 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

… this morning, the heavy tailed recurrent neural network part resonates with my heavy tailed brain

29.10.2025 16:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“DEATH is strong opening guess. On average, I can solve a Wordle in 3.9 steps when I start by guessing DEATH.”

~ The tragedy of understanding mortality

28.10.2025 16:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dorkily imagining a Batman villain, like Two-Face except with a shifting probability density face so like Rorschach with a nicer suit?

27.10.2025 14:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Holding on to the best part for dear life as depression bears down is a fight worth having.

#GirlsOwnCC

27.10.2025 01:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do not. Wrong is just another word for opportunity to be less wrong.

27.10.2025 01:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Maybe if we tried Librarian Monarchs? Still no guarantee or peace, but at least quiet?

26.10.2025 00:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not followed by (redacted) and that’s fine. Other people choose others for other reasons and this too is delightful.

26.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heck yeah!

Wait, burgeoning or bourgeois?

24.10.2025 19:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I find a good taco is useful in these scenarios, but m&ms are an excellent goto

24.10.2025 19:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

citation ablation ration

24.10.2025 19:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I played a game last weekend where we spent like 20 minutes on rules that became obvious with a couple of quick(er) throwaway rounds of play

entertainingly hollering rounds of “you can’t do that”

Hmmmm… I’m willing to bet it all ultimately added up to 45 minutes, tbh

24.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Doze fast, sleep hard, leave a pretty corpse”

~ Big Mattress Grifters

24.10.2025 18:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

basta

24.10.2025 17:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t think it is possible to live and not harm anyone or anything, but the effort(*) to minimize harm seems worth it

(*) it actually requires work and anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something

24.10.2025 17:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Huh

24.10.2025 17:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Heh

24.10.2025 14:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just great, now there’s going to be a run on inflation reports. This is gonna be spendy.

24.10.2025 14:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In you opinion as an astrophysicist, can this cloud accumulate much more before it collapses directly into a supermassive enshitagularity?

or will it pass through a self-sustaining fire first?

Asking for a friend.

24.10.2025 14:15 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ah, Miss Bianca!

23.10.2025 22:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One cannot lead you anywhere, one can just open the gate

23.10.2025 20:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes, ma’am. Leave the pasties, take the gun.

(from an adaptation of Mario Puzo’s less well known work on cooks)

23.10.2025 15:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

physicians?

23.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Act in such a way that you treat polarity & penguinity, whether in your own person or in the person of any other, never merely as a means to an end, but always at the same time as an end.” ~ not Kant

23.10.2025 15:29 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

N=1, but the man on the elevator with me this morning had his nose in a book. Haven’t seen or been that in awhile… I mean to do something about it.

23.10.2025 03:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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