A Professional Idiot

“Defeated and worn” is kinda just what he looks like to be completely honest

I mean personally I don’t think it’s super attractive but like, who cares. I don’t think most people are attractive anyway.

That may be related to me being some degree of asexual but whatever

Off the top of my head I think that’s the “god so loved the world” one

That would be a hell of a punchline to this year

Unironically though I’ve been using this name on all platforms for several years, I’m shocked it took this long for someone to make that joke

So he’s really just that senile, huh? Can’t even remember which option hurts him more

All according to plan. Probably. What was the plan again?

D:

I mean every starter is at least okay. All of the others are more okay than Chikorita

And also Chikorita

I mean that sounds like… improvement? Maybe? Honestly I’m a bit confused on what they’re trying to say

Second one. It’s either that or it’s just one big circle but I’m going with the marginally better option

Doughnut.

Counterpoint, broken knees keeps them in range longer

“Turning on him and being disloyal”
In what fucking world is that a normal thing for a president to accuse someone of?

Also, if nothing else, hopefully this makes her vote against the stuff he likes out of spite.

Totalitarianism, not tolerance. I assume it was just a typo or autocorrect but they are substantially different

What are the chances that map is even accurate? Like I’m assuming they fucked it up somehow (outside of the entire premise being fucked up)

And also bombing random boats from another country. Just remembered he was doing that. What the fuck is this world

Honestly fucking hilarious if it’s true though

Me on my way to reread my favorite childhood series every winter

For violating RULE 1. They couldn’t even read the first one

(I have no idea what that is because I don’t use Reddit but still)

I love him :D

So blatant racism and defending pedophiles in one sentence. Certainly fucking sounds like America, god damn it

Thing with this is just don’t be annoying about it

In other news, the sky is blue and birds exist

That’s not new information though. We knew this. That’s like, their entire platform at this point. They run on “we’ll fuck up everything, but it’ll be worse for the guys you hate” and it works.

Is it possible?

To be clear that’s a good thing, that game is beautiful

Third one looks like something from Hades

“No, mark, no it wasn’t”