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그나저나 블스 자주 하시는 트친 분들도 설날 복 많이 받으시긜

보이스 블스 포스트 한국어로 트윗터에 옮겨 가는 거에 넘 맛들리면 안 되는디;

the two types of vehicle are cars and trucks, with every vehicle being a subclass of one of those two. a jeep is a truck. a motorcycle is obviously a car. a boat is a truck. an airplane is a car and a helicopter is a truck. trucks are cars, interestingly enough, and cars are a specific type of chair

if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there

a 3D chart labeled "WINFIELD" with rows and columns representing the intersecting careers of Milt Wilcox, Nolan Ryan, Mike Krukow, Mike Norris, Dave Rozema, Lenny Randle, Dave Winfield, George Brett, and Robin Ventura

working on stuff

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE JON REPORTS IT IS “COLD AS BALLS” OUTSIDE Bluesky personality also describes weather as “colder than balls” NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) released the following statement Saturday afternoon at approximately 1:30 p.m. local time: “It’s cold as balls outside today. It’s supposed to get even colder, too.” Minutes later, Bois issued a second statement: “It’s colder than balls out there. You really gotta bundle up, because it’s as cold as balls out there.” Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account) ###

THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4: GEORGE BELL. | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

new video:
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 4

this one's about George Bell, one of the greatest and most accomplished fighters in major league baseball history

www.patreon.com/posts/histor...

Happy new year! The newest installment of @jonbois.bsky.social's THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND is now up on Patreon -- with a reminder as we get back to work that, if you don't like your colleagues, it could always be worse

www.patreon.com/posts/histor...

THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3: BRUCE KISON. | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

now up:
THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 3

this one’s about Bruce Kison, a guy i knew almost nothing about when i started this series but who ended up getting the longest episode so far

www.patreon.com/posts/histor...

YouTube video by Secret Base The dumbest guy in history | Fool Time, Part 4 of 4

FOOL TIME, part 4 of 4
"THE DUMBEST GUY IN HISTORY'
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/_HGk0WQF_Z4?...

a photo of wildman whitehouse with lettering above him spelling "CATASTROPHIC"

the fourth and final episode of FOOL TIME drops on youtube tomorrow. it will be wildman whitehouse's finest hour

you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you

YouTube video by Secret Base Slapstick and terror on the high seas | Fool Time, Part 3 of 4

FOOL TIME, part 3 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

www.youtube.com/watch?v=sl4E...

YouTube video by Secret Base Internet troubleshooting of the 1800s | Fool Time, Part 2 of 4

FOOL TIME, part 2 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/WmC9fmEOwus?...

YouTube video by Secret Base The birth of the internet, according to Jon Bois

FOOL TIME, part 1 of 4
now free to watch on youtube

youtu.be/zmyBSrQodnI?...

MIKE SWEENEY VS. JEFF WEAVER: THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, EPISODE 2. | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

here is THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND, episode 2:
mike sweeney vs. jeff weaver. this story involves jim caviezel, steve wilkos, extreme passive-aggressiveness, some solid ground-and-pound, a cheap shot, and eventual crying www.patreon.com/posts/mike-s...

on monday, Jon will spend nearly 30 minutes relitigating a quarter-century old disagreement concerning a bag lying on the ground. here’s what he thinks about that

thumbnail for Episode 2 of The History of Charging the Mound, about the fight between Mike Sweeney and Jeff Weaver on 8/10/2001

dropping next monday on the patreon (28 minutes)

Back in the nest, our protagonist is recounting her adventure to her siblings "... and then the giant bird made a great sound..." She throws her head back and yells "OINK!" then quickly says to herself "wait, that can't be right." Her siblings say "that's a pretty cool story sis" "yeah". And quietly confer with each other "Should we...?" "Yeah alright" and ask Fledgling "How would you like to join our SECRET CLUB?" "How do have a secret club? We share the same... everything!" she replies. "It's pretty new" they say "yeah, so don't tell anyone!" "Yeah don't tell mom!" Fledgling agrees "She'd be like: 'oh, I don't know about that...'" The siblings respond "Haha!" "That's really good!" All erupt into gleeful laughter as we leave the chicks in their nest in a happy ending, and why would anyone expect otherwise from your friendly bird comics creator, Mr. False Knees. The End.

Fledgling (14/14)