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THE HISTORY OF CHARGING THE MOUND
episode 1 up now

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game 7 is the least important game of the world series because the season’s over at the end of the season either way. they only play it so that someone can feel like they won

i would love to play center field when a no-doubt 430-foot home run is hit and run into the outfield wall at a dead sprint. as the camera cinematically pans up to follow the ball you briefly see me in the corner of the screen absolutely eating shit

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

Okay I think we can start having random past players join the game with wrestling entrances

oh no, the fox broadcast is zooming in on normal food in the stadium somewhere while the broadcasters say "that looks good to eat." they're developing Regular Season Madness

poster for new Secret Base series "The history of charging the mound" with a cutout photo of Gerald Williams punching Pedro Martinez in the face. below them, a 3D timeline chart with hundreds of pins stuck into the timeline ranging from 1950-2025 article excerpt from the Akron Beacon Journal, 7/17/2000: "I'm not a violent person, but ... it really crossed my mind to go with my helmet and try to hit him and maybe knock an eyeball out or something." - Brian Hunter, outfielder, Colorado Rockies title text: Secret Base presents The history of charging the mound An ongoing project by Jon Bois Series premieres November 3rd on Secret Base's Patreon www.patreon.com/SecretBase

the last six weeks or so of m's baseball has been some of the most fun baseball i've seen in my life

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chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers y-axis is total bases x-axis is at-bats shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats

Welcome to Dorktown
Mayor, Shohei Ohtani

shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible

FOOL TIME, Part 1 of 4 | Pretty Good | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

after spending all year behind the paywall, part 1 of my documentary series FOOL TIME is now unlocked and free to watch for everybody: www.patreon.com/posts/fool-t...

NFL’s New Overtime Rules - First possession per team - Which comes first: score or possession - If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions - If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!

40-40 is the second-highest-scoring tie game in nfl history, and the very highest of the super bowl era

40-40 is a scorigami. congrats everybody

YouTube video by Secret Base THE FUTURE | SCORIGAMI, Part 4 of 4

tonight at 9 eastern we'll be live-streaming the special 88-minute series finale of SCORIGAMI, free to watch for everybody: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oMk...

YouTube video by Secret Base The stat about nothing | SCORIGAMI, Part 3 of 4

the rapture begins in just a few minutes, at 9 p.m. eastern. click this link if you would like to claim god's offer of salvation. if you would prefer to be counted amongst the damned, simply remain on bluesky

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YouTube video by Secret Base When a tractor company played in the NFL | SCORIGAMI, Part 1 of 4

SCORIGAMI, part 1 of 4
now on youtube, free to watch for everybody
the rest of the episodes will drop every tuesday through the end of the month

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YouTube video by Secret Base When a tractor company played in the NFL | SCORIGAMI, Part 1 of 4

we're gonna get rolling in about 10 minutes www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHNw...

SCORIGAMI, PART 4 OF 4: THE FUTURE. | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

SCORIGAMI, PART 4: THE FUTURE
88 minutes | color
this is the one we're showing at sva theatre on wednesday so if you've got tickets you may want to hold off for now

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이제는 웹에서 흐름 타고 얹히는 모든 말들에 아무 신경도 가지가 않음

SCORIGAMI, PART 3 OF 4. | Secret Base Get more from Secret Base on Patreon

SCORIGAMI, PART 3 OF 4
1994-2024
57 minutes | color
feat. special guest @minakimes.bsky.social

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screenshot of scorigami pt. 3. split-screen windows: scorigami board, tv listing for seinfeld episode "the big salad," screenshot of george on seinfeld

screenshot of scorigami pt. 3. split-screen windows: newspaper headline from super bowl 48 reading "hawks by a mile," scorigami board, super bowl 48 drive chart, mina and i on camera

screenshot of scorigami pt. 3. split-screen windows: newspaper headline "rolling giants invade candlestick to face 49ers," scorigami board, video from game of michael strahan taunting terrell owens by pointing at scoreboard

screenshot of scorigami pt. 3. split-screen windows: timeline showing 1998-2007, scorigami board

new episode of scorigami dropping on the patreon tomorrow, feat. special guest @minakimes.bsky.social

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