Sammy

Sick

Thx Viv, your [redacted work things] and your shipped work things are the best

Literally industry leading and a huge inspiration 🩷

All my homies hate shipwrecked sailors

6 🫴
7 🫴

There should be a government program called, idk, Gjallarhorn for All or something

It's only fair

dude fuck you

My god, I just let out a "WOW" out loud.

The curse is taking hold! I'm not resisting

Picture of a physical desktop. There is a USB thumb drive on it labeled "3D Files" and immediately next to it, a cutout photocopy of the USB thumb drive labeled "2D files". Also a 1 pixel thick line labeled "1D Files" as a continuation of the joke.

Don't forget the ever important one dimensional files

Everyone knows how to sing Lai Lai Hei (badly), and if you don't know how to sing Lai Lai Hei (badly, you should learn!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1ZV...

One of the best, regardless of that tbh 🩷

Holy fuck you all can't be this dumb

except for nattō, nattō is not baby coded, it's psychopath coded

you NEED to be a psycho to eat something that tastes like socks that have been wet for 2 weeks

god I wish I was playing virtua fighter 2 on the Sega Saturn with my beautiful wife r/n

but I don't have a virtua nor a fighter not even a 2, a sega saturn and no beautiful wife cry emoji

that's why my fridge always has at least 4 frozen pizzas, for those days lmao

sometimes a sandwich is too hard

God imagine the latency operating that shit

Yeah, but what if they taaake your breeeeeaaath aaaawaaaaaay?

Are you going to just watch, keep waiting, anticipating love?

The Whimpper :(

the Epstein files are really devastating because they remind me of how many girls and women miss out on professional opportunities, mentorship and careers because of how many powerful, rich and influential men only view girls and women — and interactions with them — through the lens of sex

Tbh "send them all to prison" is the moderate position

I just hope this is the start of something being done about billionaires, because this is just the obvious conclusion of a system that allows them to be completely disconnected from reality and use all of us and our spaces as toys

Disgusting

From late stage capitalism bs, transphobia and misogyny to gold sellers in WoW and abusive micro transactions.

Enraging how these pieces of shit are involved in *everything* bad that happened in the past 15 or so years.

omh hiiii Lodi

holy shit it's real lmfao

Mickey Mouse as a convalescent of the moment, living in the ground floor of thought, bored as he sees life pass him by.

Also insane how every single one of these pieces of shit is completely fucking illiterate

Damn, cool $0 bag

Sooooup hiiiii! Hope your stuff went well or is going or goes well soon. ❤️

lmfao

Yeah, right. What's next? You gonna tell me Windows 95 is over 30 years old? pffffff

holy shit

Green ranger was like "6 7"