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But, your honor, my client was trying to sleep.

It's almost always the people who enjoy a murderous clown.

Dutch Bros employees surprised a shelter volunteer with enough pup cups for every dog in the shelter. 13/10 for all (TT: juliesaraceno2)

Night Lights #oilpainting #art

A tuxedo cat dressed in a bee outfit

Bee Uni
(Is this a bee?)

Gonna try my hand at some art? Someone wish me fucking luck.

This is what Samwise Gamgee was talking about when he said there's still good in this world worth fighting for, by the way.

This right fucking here.

4 panel comic - first panel has a white cat that laments "life is sad. I'm so sad." Second panel has a black cat that's holding chicken nuggets and saying "want chicken nuggets?" Third panel is the white cat still crying in silent, and the fourth is the same white cat with a silly smiling expression holding a nugget. The text next to it says "hehe yay." in small letters.

it's the smol things in life

#art #comic #cuteart #cat

This is Dorian. He refuses to come inside from this rainstorm. Just really wants his mom to watch him jump in puddles. 13/10 good job buddy (TT: kirstengarrison)

I don't want to be remembered I want to be passed down like some fond attachment to a casserole dish only I don't want to sit in a cupboard I want to have apple crisp baked within me. What I'm saying is there should be apple crisp inside of me in this moment. I'm hungry.

Jurassic Park by Keith Elwin - This one has been in the barcade I go to since it came out and the owner has never switched it out, and I get why. Tons of satisfying shots on this game. Go for chaos multi-ball if you want to get on the leaderboards.

#pinsky #pinball #stern

It lit up!?

They took the pride flag from Stonewall and literally fucking forgot that it was politely laying over a palette of bricks.

Thanks for uncovering them.
Now show us your teeth.

A tuxedo cat lying beside a small Chiikawa toy figure

Uni with Chiikawa

I need the fucking AI bubble to pop so very badly; I can't go the rest of my life wondering if the art I am interacting with was made by a human being with actual intentions. I want to connect with other people, not justify destroying water and making RAM cost more than a fucking house.

Being unable to sleep is so funny what do you mean I can’t fucking fast travel.

Didn't give a single fuck about the Olympics until I learned a dog showed up and absolutely killed it on the slopes. Holyshit. Does this always happen? Have I been missing out every year?

He looks so fucking happy. I want that joy. Do althetes experience that joy? Weigh in.

This place better actually be better than Twitter.