petition to rename the team to the toronto birbz (with a z because its cool 😎)

You can help your hypnosub with their self esteem by giving them mantras like "I'm hot when I'm hypnotized", "People love looking at my brainwashed body" and "I'm a pretty dolly, to be groped and ogled"

hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Alt text: A four-panel meme of a man putting on clown makeup step by step. Each panel has text suggesting increasingly absurd attempts to link a shooter to being transgender. First panel: "The shooter was trans" (man applying white base). Second panel: "The bullet casing was trans" (man adding colorful face paint). Third panel: "His roommate was trans" (man putting on a rainbow wig). Fourth panel: "The shooter once saw a trans person on the internet" (man fully dressed as a clown). The meme mocks exaggerated or illogical associations.

A Knight (for a Knight) OC ReMix presents a free video game ReMix album, A Knight (for a Knight)

HAPPY SILKSONG DAY!
New, FREE EP: A Knight (for a Knight)
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@damonzmusic.bsky.social's 4-track tribute to @christopherlarkin.bsky.social's amazing score to the first game!

Features his mom, cellist Christine Giguère + art by Annie Doyon!
GET!

Look I don't want to wish death on anyone. The fact that anyone gets assassinated is not a good thing.
But he *is* not saying any more shit that ends up killing the people I love, so that's a positive at least.

arf!

that is genuinely incredible and i dont mean to detract in any way when i say i read that as local goo.
local goo...

needle scawy. i know its no excuse and ive done it a few times but scaryyyyy wehhhh

bunger

Yeah its the penis room. Also pros also zigzag but fancy

I wish someone would prank me like this, I would be so owned 😭

“I don’t think you understand, I want to be so out of my mind on submission and lust and pleasure that I literally don’t have thoughts. I need my brain to shut the fuck up.”

I pull my hair back, sink to my knees, and raise an eyebrow at them.

“Well? Are you going to help me, or not?”

learning that Peter Thiel thought apartheid in South Africa was a “sound economic system” is genuinely one of the least surprising things i've ever heard given his conduct today

This but the slap has the springy doorstop sound effect

girl who trains her pet parrot to squawk "girl" at her trans gf for validation purposes.
Trans gf: No, the parrot doesn't have any understanding of the meaning of girl i can still selfdeprecate
girl: yeah but like, do you? the label girl is as meaningless as the parrot squawking it so you're girl

no ive got these parts down, but i dont have the rest of the skills to get attention. theres not a top shortage im just a rough diamond

Flagging “no seriously if you think I’m hot just say something to me and see what happens I’m too scared to make the first move for the love of god”

someone needs to invent a way to flag "you, specifically, can touch me inappropriately if you want but like no pressure tho" without it being weird

gulp 😳

Manatee exhausted from ‘mating event’ rescued from Redington Beach Pinellas County Sheriff’s deputies assisted FWC in rescuing a manatee located near Redington Beach Thursday.

she's my hero

Manatee exhausted from ‘mating event’ rescued from Redington Beach | WFLA share.google/PiBRKiKEgHQD...

not to mention Ooo is a track in Undertale, try searching Ooo OST

i really needed to hear this right now, so thank you

bro you’re cooked someone leaked the discord server where we all talk about how much we love and care about you

we need to bring back Fingers in His Ass Sundays.

people are getting *paid* to beat the chasers?

we do a lil horny gambling. for a friend...

"the alpha male influencers are telling you to become a top tier man but im telling you to be your beautiful bottom tier self" as I run my fingernails down your chest

puppygirls are forgetting, when we're told to speak we can beg for things.
"Sit!" *sits*
"Paw!" *gives paw*
"Speak!" "Please cuddle me"