sophia ♥️

ashnikko is required post-leaving-your-terrible-ex listening

hey babe what if i just big spooned ya to some star trek tng y/n

[forgetting the word dumpster] green trash box

avg chatgpt answer: pussy is a type of cat, can be found living in the street by dumpsters

🥰🫶

thanks for liking my posts even when my brain hasn't been working and posts haven't been good

I don't mean to flirt, I just think you're funny

like, I'm just here and smiling and oh oops we're flirting?

sometimes I think I don't flirt, it's just an accident

chatgpt, do women actually enjoy getting they pussy ate? or do they just pretend to like it

the exhaustion is terrible

[on my period] help

mary, milf of jesus

none of these words are in the bible

my brother in christ, you cannot be serious

the male loneliness epidemic exists because guys let themselves get bothered by a man holding the door open for them 😭

lmfaoooo you're so right

[standing in front of the vault] speak "friend" and enter

do you think the hallmark costars hook up

The moon is too bright and my heartbeat is too loud

people who use alt text are hot, I don't make the rules

”im betting on the next boat strike with kalshi“ what if i beat you to death with my bare hands man

Nice try buddy but I will happily go fuck myself

She’s only 20… but it feels like she’s lived a hundred lifetimes.
Reem isn’t just a name.
She’s a soul shaped by fire — a young woman who survived a genocide that stole everything: her home, her childhood, her dreams… even the people she loved.
More in the first comment

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my husband just asked me if I wanted to do CNC and when I looked at him, he seductively clarified: “comedy ‘n’ chill”

am I the villain? yes.

self checkout snitches
tellin all they business
sittin in court and be they own star witness

tummy hurts, being brave about it

Santa Claus Me with ADHD
preparing to go
shopping
🤝
Making a list
and checking
it twice

what if instead of stepping out of my comfort zone I step into an even comfier zone. perhaps take a nap in a large fluffy dinner roll.