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My HVAC just read me erotica, and then made me cry. All in a single exchange. What a rollercoaster.

@dateeverythinggame.bsky.social 10/10- No Notes.

Getting things together with Tato 💕

EVERY CHEF ON TV:
"TODAY I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW TO MAKE SOMETHING WITH SIMPLE INGREDIENTS EVERYONE HAS IN THEIR PANTRY. I'M STARTING WITH ICELANDIC SEA SALT, YAK BUTTER, A SPRIG OF MOON BASIL AND EXACTLY 3 TEARS FROM A LAUGHING ALPACA

Oh, to be a lil trinket rat...

Boop Bloop
#gawrt #hololive

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Gods, Silence of the Lambs is my absolute favorite of all time. I've lost count of how many times I've seen it at this point 😅

They responded! We went over to say hello and they're super cool. We're having them over for a game night this week! Did we just successfully make friends as adults?! #CantWaitToTellMyTherapist #LetsBeFriends #Neighbors

I was having a really rough day when I saw that they had replied and it immediately turned my mood around. Wild how such small gestures can have such an impact. Now to see if they reply again haha

The neighbors across the way have the cutest cat, so I did what any reclusive autistic would do and put a sign in the window telling it hello. They actually responded, and now I'm full of childlike glee at the thought of this ongoing window exchange 😸 #glimmers #neighbors #letsbefriends #windownotes

Professional hummingbird expert here, it's actually extremely rare for a typical adult hummingbird to exceed 7500mph, and most human collisions end with the bird lodged inside the chest cavity. A full rip-through only happens in about 19% of cases.

her: I'm coming over, you better not be reticulating splines
me:

*begins hyperventilating while scrambling to find Lisa Frank patterns*

Oh no! I bought crochet hooks with intent to learn and found it too hard to do via YT videos. I may need to learn though, because 👀

Committed to DEI (diversity, equity, inclusion) as well as DEI (dragons, experience points, initiative).

The AurNaur-ing 20's

Today's grid drawing practice- everyone's favorite loose cannon! Love seeing how my skills are evolving... 😄 #artsky #jinx #arcane #learnwithme #learningtodraw #newskill #drawsky

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Instantly giving me Windows 95 Pipes Screensaver vibes...

I refuse to let the next 4 years ruin the time I have here.
I will have joy.
I will laugh.
I will rest.
I will dance.
I will sing.
I will spend time with folks I love.
I will find ways I can help my community.
I will find the beauty.
I will hold on to peace.
I will live.
I will have joy.

Learning to draw, one sketch at a time. First time trying grid drawing, and I'm actually quite pleased with how it came out! 😊 #artsky #learningsky #learningtodraw

The way I want to just lie down in the leaves and listen all day...

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🤩🐦‍⬛🥄🥚

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Jojomart... In flames.

Shunbun coming in with the wisdoms, as always 🙏🏻🥺💚 #gentlereminder #reparenting #healing #bekindtoyourself

If we don't have #TrashMob pitting it out against #GirlBossRaptorChapter here, then why are any of us even logged on? 🥺😭

Events were the biggest thing I'm worried about losing access to by leaving the Book of Faces. May just have to check this out!

Thank you! 😊 I was nervous to go off script (off pattern?) but figured what the heck. Honestly glad I took the chance. Now I need materials to experiment some more!

A close up because himbs a good boy. What manner of shiny trinket would you gift the stabby crow? 🤔

My very first #crossstitch project! Slightly tweaked (because crows- duh) but happy with how it came out. Highly recommend finding some catharsis in some stabby crafts. #RageCrafting #AsTheWorldCavesIn #SelfCare #CraftGoblin

i want to be exactly rich enough to buy a spacious, perfectly organized kitchen, where i’m not forced to stack all my pots and pans in a psychologically unmanageable way. and no richer