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Degenerate ‘Modernistic’ Works ~ senior editorial producer at @newyorker.com ~ opinions are mine, give them back >:/ ~ in “my long and storied Corny Era.” ~ he/they read my stuff at https://more-tk.com/

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punting on fourth and 3 in OT has to be like top-tier surrender index behavior #colts

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unfortunately i fear this is asking too much of the colts defense

23.11.2025 20:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lame roughing call, drink

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I really did not have “Kathy Hochul understands this political moment better than almost anyone else in the Democratic Party” on my bingo card but here we are

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*extremely cable news voice* when will Zohran post about the Gotham FC championship

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Lewis Chadmilton

Lewis Chadmilton

when ur the most successful F1 driver of all time and miserable every weekend

22.11.2025 04:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

to everyone who said Ferrari’s career-eating habits v Lewis Hamilton would end with an unqualified dub for Ferrari, I’m sorry I ever doubted you

22.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

fwiw i had a terrible day from about noon onwards so maybe let’s scootch that bad boy back into its original position real quick

20.11.2025 23:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

greatest city in da world baybee

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works in New York, pretty sure he lives in Jersey too. This man is the Acela corridor personified (insane)

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definitely Everyone Who Is Gone Is Here by Jonathan Blitzer

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A Holiday Gift Guide: The Newest, Strangest Gadgets and Apps Our columnist on digital culture suggests technology—or anti-technology technology—to give this holiday season.

the Boox Palma 2 Pro, a device made exclusively for @davidpierce.xyz, has made it into the Kyle Chayka New Yorker Gift Guide™️ along with a bunch of other e-ink stuff

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how is voice chat supposed to work if there's no headphone jack in the controller? since it's a PC, are we counting on Bluetooth?

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i forgive you (i have played so much Football Manager 26 since it came out)

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Helen no

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“Olivia Nuzzi is on the phone, she wants to do a profile” starting to approach Isaac Chotiner levels of danger

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H E L L Y E A H

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Is the “Mission: Impossible” Series Tom Cruise’s “Blank Check”? The movie podcast, which examines the crazy passion projects that directors pursue after their first big hit (“Aloha” or “Speed Racer,” anyone?) celebrates its tenth birthday with a trip to a “Mission...

once you're done with Jackson's very good piece on Da Big Pic, go reread mine on Blank Check

www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

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a second Talk of the Town piece about an ultra-popular movie podcast has hit the New Yorker magazine

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The show is very bad but once an episode Dakota Fanning argues with her idiot husband while Sarah Snook wins a gold medal in the Actor Micro-expression Olympics, so in that sense it’s also very good.

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fyi this is the future of journalism, folks

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iiiiiiiiinteresting

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actually yeah, what’s the impact of this on that whole ecosystem?

14.11.2025 23:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

and to anyone who thought shifting the calendar in 2027 was a bad idea, I think you should get pantsed

14.11.2025 23:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Typing out a description of the sickos dot jpg comic to alter the reality around me

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this is the essence of Poster’s Bushido: if you want to do something like that, own it

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