Johnnie

If people were as upset about fascism as the TS album maybe we could fix things.

The new Taylor Swift Album takes you on so many journeys. It’s fantastic. I can’t stop listening.

I’m glad today wasn’t rapture day because Starbucks Applebees crisp cold foam comes out 10/14.

What you don’t see vs what you see.

For real. Like was I supposed to be surprised by Jamie Lee Curtis being closet conservative based on her previous behaviors?

Post elliptical run. Nothing like a 4 am alarm, long run, and weights to start the day off.

I’m just so tired. Tired of all the things.

I swear I’m not a bot or AI. I’m just boring.

Leia always gets what she wants…

If you really want to see a confused old man, do your post morning gym skincare regime where they can see. I promise you won’t be disappointed

Here’s the thing that I know a year later: the guilt after losing your sister and nibling to self un aliving a month apart never leaves you.

Music recs for a 13 hour car trip?

How do you make friends as an adult? Like, we’ve lived in Alabama for 8 years and barely know anyone.

Putting on $3 worth of that bathroom Polo

This 43 year old face brought to you by @kiehls.bsky.social always wear at least SPF 30.

43 was spent just me and the hubby in the pool. That’s what happens when you’re old, move to a new state, and have no friends.

Really thought it was Hawk🤣

43 looks good on me

When your weightless journey allows you to wear slim fit without being self conscious.

You can’t tell me they didn’t know what they were doing

I would like to take this opportunity to formally apologize to the White Lotus monkeys. They are in fact innocent, however Lachlan I’m still watching you.

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I get what you were going for here Dunkin but…..

The price point is not what I expected

Exactly 52 weeks between the first picture and now. The second picture is from March when I started doing the ab machines. I am 60lbs down and built lots of muscle and stamina. I go 5 days a week 2ish hours a day half running on the elliptical the other half doing the weight machines.

It’s almost like they’re trying to take over everything, like we predicted pre election.

#NeverForget

You know which 90’s pop icon has hands who’s are their own and didn’t play for RFK? Sarah MacLachlan, who is arguably better anyway.

Wasn’t this deemed unconstitutional to do as President during his first term?