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as Republicans are poised to pass legislation stripping healthcare from more than 10 million Americans, all three major cable news networks are covering ... the Diddy trial

Scotty doesn’t know that Fiona and me do it in my van every sunday.

There was a point in time, long time ago (long long time ago), where this was my theme song I had a strong affinity for other people’s girlfriends. It was bad but I’m a changed man.

I listened to my mom and I evacuated for Hurricane Katrina instead of going kick it by my cousin’s apartment like I wanted to. R.I.P. Nardy 🙏🏾

I had to explain there were no camel rides on south beach because someone had watched a movie featuring them? Yall will look a fool believing everything you see

Hit the phones, y'all!

😭😭😭 okay so let me tell you I was FAKE disappointed when I visited in 2022 for the first time and aint see that fuckin zip tie 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I KEPT TRYNA FIND IT LMAO

We got asked that question and I felt bad telling them ppl the truth. I felt like I had revealed that Santa wasn’t real.

Good morning, my olives 💞💚

“Most of yall on here in yall 30s and 40s”

Ok? It’s a privilege to get older.

Attractiveness is subjective….. whoever look ashy and unkept to me might be fine to someone else…… and that’s why I just reskeet and interact with who fine to me…… the rest of yall will find your tribe….. no need to put yall down, unsolicited… if you think ya face card valid, you got it.

Well damn

Listen to all my ppl coming to New Orleans for Essence Fest, there is no zip line between clubs on Bourbon St. I understand you may have seen the Flossy Possè do it on Girls Trip. But it ain’t real. Lol I hate to disappoint but I wanna save y’all the embarrassment of asking when you get here.

Faveeee 😍😍😍 I’m good, hope you’re having a great one as well.

Facts

Yea I was on a bit of a hiatus 🤦🏾‍♂️ but it’s all good now.

We as a collective gotta learn to stay outta there. Nothing good comes from being in your feelings. Besides depression music lol.

a car is driving down a dirt road next to a pile of dirt and mountains . ALT: a car is driving down a dirt road next to a pile of dirt and mountains .

Listen it’s only Tuesday.

Glad to hear that, you deserve!

Some dude was doing food reviews in New Orleans and was like “everybody in the city is telling me to go to this po boy place.” And it was in Metairie. Please go fuck yourself baby. Wasn’t no everybody in the city sending you to fuckass Metairie for food.

Got a FB group 72,000 strong (that I *ahem* co-founded) which would have directed him to dope Black-owned spots, but he wants to do all this instead… ok

Bruh what is going on?