Princess Peach

You fashionable nutmeg ass nigga you! This is fye

Mission Accomplished

Yall not busy frying turkeys?

I need keepsafe to update the ability of shared folders.

Keepsafe*

Cinema.

Adding I Want Choo parfum

I'm more, honestly

I'm not asking for anything I can't reciprocate, so yes

Hugs if today is heavy. May you whatever brings you comfort today.

art doesn’t need a making machine. WE ARE THE MAKING MACHINES.

That’s right. Just tell them they mama raised a bitch and block them. And tell them they granny can’t cook ☺️

I worked at TGI Friday's for a bit. They cook SO much when opening a new store to train the cooks. I asked why extra was not donated and they said someone who received donations lied & sued for food poisoning & got millions; so all restaurants collectively stopped. 1 greedy person=millions screwed.

Alright! Let me move.

On my way back to bed right now lol

I need to get out of bed to eat so I can get back in bed.

I…he’s fine as fuck. My goodness.

A row of e.l.f. Power Grip Primer tubes labeled “Guerilla Grip”, “Grip Master”, and “Grip Queen”

Stopped into Ulta with my 9yo for a lil retail therapy and discovered e.l.f is infringing on my brand.

Honesty can take you so far.

I'm picking A

We literally have everyone else's cuisine right here in NY

*saves*

S/O to everyone grief is tapping the shoulder of this morning 🫂🫂💕

Funny, I actually always thought that some people’s sounds of a dick in their throat sounds similar to the guttural sounds of a turkey

A cheese recall on thanksgiving feels like a hate crime against the blacks

Lying takes too much work so I don’t even bother

Lying to people about what you like or don't doesn't help ANYONE. Speak the hell up. They'll get over it.

A simple "No thank you" goes far in improving relationships.

Wish I was getting some Thanksgiving dick right now. Holiday dick hits different.

It's the scarecrow from the Wicked movie so that would work!

Sometimes you gotta go to town on yourself 😌