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Stupid headlines made by code and templates and NOT AI. Posted on Twitter 2015-2023. This bot posts the best in sequence. And all links are to the non fash Nitter. Occasional new ones marked 'clickbait reboot'

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This Incredible Optical Illusion Will Trick Your Brain Into Seeing 1978 Vauxhall Vivas

This Incredible Optical Illusion Will Trick Your Brain Into Seeing 1978 Vauxhall Vivas

This Incredible Optical Illusion Will Trick Your Brain Into Seeing 1978 Vauxhall Vivas
4th May 2016
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28.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜George From Rainbow: β€œCelibacy taught me I’m too clever to find love”’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

β€˜George From Rainbow: β€œCelibacy taught me I’m too clever to find love”’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

28.01.2026 16:20 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Peter Mandelson And His Fang Reduction Scars Are Not Here For Your Body-Shaming

Peter Mandelson And His Fang Reduction Scars Are Not Here For Your Body-Shaming

Peter Mandelson And His Fang Reduction Scars Are Not Here For Your Body-Shaming
3rd May 2016
πŸ” 8 🩢 8 [url]

28.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜Labour risks election wipeout unless it β€œreplaces Sir Keir Starmer with a virtual lump of dried porridge”, study finds’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

β€˜Labour risks election wipeout unless it β€œreplaces Sir Keir Starmer with a virtual lump of dried porridge”, study finds’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

28.01.2026 11:54 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜Rachel Reeves: Free β€˜Knight Lore’ training will be offered to every adult in Woking, on how to get high scores and use cheat codes’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

β€˜Rachel Reeves: Free β€˜Knight Lore’ training will be offered to every adult in Woking, on how to get high scores and use cheat codes’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

28.01.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 46    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
You Will Only Understand These Photos If You've Had Sex With A Cheese Grater

You Will Only Understand These Photos If You've Had Sex With A Cheese Grater

You Will Only Understand These Photos If You've Had Sex With A Cheese Grater
2nd May 2016
πŸ” 14 🩢 17 [url]

28.01.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jeremy Corbyn Brought A Goldfish To A Tinder Date And It Was Lit AF

Jeremy Corbyn Brought A Goldfish To A Tinder Date And It Was Lit AF

Jeremy Corbyn Brought A Goldfish To A Tinder Date And It Was Lit AF
2nd May 2016
πŸ” 18 🩢 20 [url]

27.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜β€œYes I am standing, and this election is a referendum on whether it’s ok to eat suet puddings in the shower”’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

β€˜β€œYes I am standing, and this election is a referendum on whether it’s ok to eat suet puddings in the shower”’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

27.01.2026 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Sorry Duran Duran, Your Opinion On Weasels Are Irrelevant, They're Not FOR You

Sorry Duran Duran, Your Opinion On Weasels Are Irrelevant, They're Not FOR You

Sorry Duran Duran, Your Opinion On Weasels Are Irrelevant, They're Not FOR You
2nd May 2016
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27.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Zac Goldsmith: Why Joseph Goebbels Remains My Hero

Zac Goldsmith: Why Joseph Goebbels Remains My Hero

Zac Goldsmith: Why Joseph Goebbels Remains My Hero
2nd May 2016
πŸ” 17 🩢 10 [url]

27.01.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
David Beckham Has Finally Chosen A Name For His Pet Goose And It's After A "The Wire" Character

David Beckham Has Finally Chosen A Name For His Pet Goose And It's After A "The Wire" Character

David Beckham Has Finally Chosen A Name For His Pet Goose And It's After A "The Wire" Character
2nd May 2016
πŸ” 5 🩢 10 [url]

26.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Stop What You Are Doing Right Now And Immediately Look At This Picture Of A Toilet Roll

Stop What You Are Doing Right Now And Immediately Look At This Picture Of A Toilet Roll

Stop What You Are Doing Right Now And Immediately Look At This Picture Of A Toilet Roll
29th Apr 2016
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26.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜38 photos of Tommy Robinson that’ll give you an erection for the first time since Kinnock fell over on the beach’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

β€˜38 photos of Tommy Robinson that’ll give you an erection for the first time since Kinnock fell over on the beach’ - a clearly joke headline posted by Clickbait Reboot, on Clickbait Robot

26.01.2026 13:50 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
17 Adolf Hitlers That Look Like

17 Adolf Hitlers That Look Like

17 Adolf Hitlers That Look Like
28th Apr 2016
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26.01.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
People Can't Seem To Find The Hidden Labrador Retriever In This Photo Of 3 Yellow Crayons

People Can't Seem To Find The Hidden Labrador Retriever In This Photo Of 3 Yellow Crayons

People Can't Seem To Find The Hidden Labrador Retriever In This Photo Of 3 Yellow Crayons
28th Apr 2016
πŸ” 18 🩢 24 [url]

26.01.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Holy Mother Of Fuck, You Need To See This Photo Of A Rabbit hutch

Holy Mother Of Fuck, You Need To See This Photo Of A Rabbit hutch

Holy Mother Of Fuck, You Need To See This Photo Of A Rabbit hutch
28th Apr 2016
πŸ” 13 🩢 19 [url]

25.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
39 Chest Freezers You Absolutely Must See Before Death Claims Your Mortal Soul

39 Chest Freezers You Absolutely Must See Before Death Claims Your Mortal Soul

39 Chest Freezers You Absolutely Must See Before Death Claims Your Mortal Soul
27th Apr 2016
πŸ” 24 🩢 20 [url]

25.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
28 Car Odometers That Look Like Naz Shah

28 Car Odometers That Look Like Naz Shah

28 Car Odometers That Look Like Naz Shah
27th Apr 2016
πŸ” 8 🩢 7 [url]

25.01.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
People Are Freaking Out Trying To Find Out How Many Bowls Of Mush Are In This Photo

People Are Freaking Out Trying To Find Out How Many Bowls Of Mush Are In This Photo

People Are Freaking Out Trying To Find Out How Many Bowls Of Mush Are In This Photo
27th Apr 2016
πŸ” 9 🩢 8 [url]

25.01.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Why Barry Chuckle Isn't The Stalinist We Need But Is The One We Deserve

Why Barry Chuckle Isn't The Stalinist We Need But Is The One We Deserve

Why Barry Chuckle Isn't The Stalinist We Need But Is The One We Deserve
26th Apr 2016
πŸ” 35 🩢 47 [url]

24.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
8 Tips That'll Trick Others Into Thinking You're A Vicar

8 Tips That'll Trick Others Into Thinking You're A Vicar

8 Tips That'll Trick Others Into Thinking You're A Vicar
26th Apr 2016
πŸ” 19 🩢 10 [url]

24.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Every Time You Share This Photo Of Kelvin MacKenzie He Gets A Throbbing Pain In His White Blood ...

Every Time You Share This Photo Of Kelvin MacKenzie He Gets A Throbbing Pain In His White Blood ...

Every Time You Share This Photo Of Kelvin MacKenzie He Gets A Throbbing Pain In His White Blood ...
26th Apr 2016
πŸ” 21 🩢 13 [url]

24.01.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Bernard Ingham Cooks His Own Mouth And Serves It Up To Paying Guests At A Dinner Party

Bernard Ingham Cooks His Own Mouth And Serves It Up To Paying Guests At A Dinner Party

Bernard Ingham Cooks His Own Mouth And Serves It Up To Paying Guests At A Dinner Party
26th Apr 2016
πŸ” 5 🩢 12 [url]

24.01.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Game: Realistic Oval Simulator

Game: Realistic Oval Simulator

Game: Realistic Oval Simulator
26th Apr 2016
πŸ” 12 🩢 17 [url]

23.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
The Scumbag Who Stole Our Phone Doesn't Know He's Uploading To Our iCloud. Let's Make Him Famous

The Scumbag Who Stole Our Phone Doesn't Know He's Uploading To Our iCloud. Let's Make Him Famous

The Scumbag Who Stole Our Phone Doesn't Know He's Uploading To Our iCloud. Let's Make Him Famous
25th Apr 2016
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23.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Stop What You Are Doing Right Now And Immediately Look At This Picture Of A Bit Of Wool

Stop What You Are Doing Right Now And Immediately Look At This Picture Of A Bit Of Wool

Stop What You Are Doing Right Now And Immediately Look At This Picture Of A Bit Of Wool
25th Apr 2016
πŸ” 17 🩢 17 [url]

23.01.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
24 Bits Of Bad News Jeremy Corbyn Sneaked Out Whilst You Were Distracted By AA Batteries

24 Bits Of Bad News Jeremy Corbyn Sneaked Out Whilst You Were Distracted By AA Batteries

24 Bits Of Bad News Jeremy Corbyn Sneaked Out Whilst You Were Distracted By AA Batteries
24th Apr 2016
πŸ” 10 🩢 13 [url]

23.01.2026 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Neckbeards Are Sharing Photos Of Ready Meals And It's Hilarious!

Neckbeards Are Sharing Photos Of Ready Meals And It's Hilarious!

Neckbeards Are Sharing Photos Of Ready Meals And It's Hilarious!
22nd Apr 2016
πŸ” 12 🩢 11 [url]

22.01.2026 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Google Plus Has Become a Village Filled With Octopuses and Scots

Google Plus Has Become a Village Filled With Octopuses and Scots

Google Plus Has Become a Village Filled With Octopuses and Scots
22nd Apr 2016
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22.01.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Jesus Shitting Christ, It's A Picture Of A Biscuit Tin

Jesus Shitting Christ, It's A Picture Of A Biscuit Tin

Jesus Shitting Christ, It's A Picture Of A Biscuit Tin
22nd Apr 2016
πŸ” 16 🩢 13 [url]

22.01.2026 10:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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