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@ohhaimarc.bsky.social

I tell stories and laugh at my own jokes.

253 Followers  |  204 Following  |  183 Posts  |  Joined: 15.10.2023  |  2.394

Latest posts by ohhaimarc.bsky.social on Bluesky

I was

14.11.2025 00:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Moved a heavy box for someone I have a crush on. Asked @jusy0live.bsky.social on some flirting advice.

This was her suggestion:

12.11.2025 20:05 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a tuxedo says " i will destroy you " while talking to another man ALT: a man in a tuxedo says " i will destroy you " while talking to another man
12.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman sitting at a table talking to a man with the words so 's your face above her ALT: a woman sitting at a table talking to a man with the words so 's your face above her
12.11.2025 17:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman sitting in a diner with the word schitts creek on the bottom left ALT: a woman sitting in a diner with the word schitts creek on the bottom left
12.11.2025 17:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

OMG thirst away! She's my favorite thing in the world and love that other people see that. 💜😁

12.11.2025 02:16 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Happy birthday! You're absolutely stunning and hope you have a fantastic day! 💜

11.11.2025 23:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hehe 💜🍆🍑

08.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
08.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tweet from user @llcoolj says "Don't call it that," in response to a Merriam-Webster definition about the term "come back."

A tweet from user @llcoolj says "Don't call it that," in response to a Merriam-Webster definition about the term "come back."

We been here for years (1828).

06.11.2025 19:49 — 👍 1158    🔁 231    💬 11    📌 16

(AND THE BISEXUALS ARE REJOICING.)

05.11.2025 00:59 — 👍 86    🔁 12    💬 1    📌 1
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👀👀

02.11.2025 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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two women are sitting on a couch and one is holding a pink bag ALT: two women are sitting on a couch and one is holding a pink bag

Me and you watching this happen

25.10.2025 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit says " can i watch " in front of a store ALT: a man in a suit says " can i watch " in front of a store
25.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you!! 😘😘

22.10.2025 03:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you!! 😘😘

22.10.2025 01:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Also check out my wife's perfect tits! 😍😍😍

21.10.2025 23:00 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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Happy Anniversary @jusy0live.bsky.social

Thank you for being my best friend and with me till the end of the line. 🍑💜😘

21.10.2025 22:58 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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Mamdani is already getting the criminals out of NYC!

21.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 21957    🔁 3331    💬 899    📌 302
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a man wearing a black hat and a black jacket is standing in front of a sign that says v. ALT: a man wearing a black hat and a black jacket is standing in front of a sign that says v.
19.10.2025 20:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Damnnnnnnnn @jusy0live.bsky.social

Can I get yo number???

18.10.2025 02:02 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0
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Some pics of @jusy0live.bsky.social and I.

17.10.2025 21:34 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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16.10.2025 17:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'll be sure to do anything you want to do. 😘😘

16.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Let me know how many snoops you find

16.10.2025 01:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a non Canadian who had access to Much Music(iykyk) when I was in high school, this album was on repeat in my bedroom while reading the wheel of time and the rift war saga.

Dropping deep cuts on y'all.

16.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right?? 💜🍑

16.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Cute pic of @jusy0live.bsky.social and I on the plane. 😍

15.10.2025 23:07 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 0

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