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A thing stuck in my head since 1994 is Beavis & Butthead describing Hootie and The Blowfish 'but if they were singing inside a giant toilet'

"With a little loooove (and POOP!) and some tenderness (PLOP PLOP!)"

For some reason, stupidly hilarious to me. Always 🤣

My sister, my cousin and I spent £20 we were supposed to use to buy groceries (That's about $70 today) doing the same thing at a caravan holiday park in Wales that same year.

The apathy a lot of Mario fans express towards Bananza despite its evolution of Odyssey's gameplay and featuring much of the same team as the core 3D Mario team I think is an interesting example of how "who your playing as doesn't matter" is such a weak argument against representation

Massie on Howard Lutnick: "He should just resign. Three people in Great Britain resigned for less than what we've seen Howard Lutnick lie about. He clearly went to the island, if we believe what's in these files. He was in business with Jeffrey Epstein."

"Little Nemo" creator Winsor McCay used to put on a Vaudeville act where he would live-draw a man and woman growing from birth to old age, finishing a full panel every 30 seconds. An LLM could do it faster, but who would pay?

Judge strikes down old Arizona abortion restrictions that clash with voter-backed guarantees A judge has ruled that Arizona must stop enforcing abortion restrictions that predate and contradict a 2024 voter-approved constitutional amendment guaranteeing abortion rights.

Arizona must stop enforcing abortion restrictions that predate and contradict a 2024 voter-approved constitutional amendment guaranteeing abortion rights, a judge ordered in a ruling released Friday.

As a totally anecdotal measure of how normies are fed up: I’m on a peloton Super Bowl ride right now where 80 people are riding with #AbolishICE as their leaderboard tag

Absolute OCEAN of replies to this in the exact keys of "I just learned the names of every key player in this story no more than one year ago but my opinions are SO ANGRY about them!!!" 🤷‍♂️

Donkey Kong Country (1994)

Donkey Kong Bananza (2024)

30 Ape Years Later

Remember the feeling of discovering stuff like this in the wild?

Like, you'd have no idea something like this existed. You'd just go to an arcade and *BOOM* Simpson's Game. TMNT. TMNT 2. Spider-Man. Ect, ect...

American athletes worked hard to participate at the Olympics. JD is a distraction to their performance and should not be shown on NBC nor even acknowledged that he is anywhere near the Olympics. Go home JD.

FCC launching probe into ABC's 'The View' amid crackdown on equal time for candidates Fox News Digital has learned that the FCC has launched a probe into ABC's "The View" as the agency cracks down on regulation requiring equal time for political candidates.

Brendan Carr needs to be indicted when this regime falls.

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man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

Liberals getting literally the sports except for like.. NASCAR in the divorce is honestly really funny.

Senior management at the Post were livid when they discovered that Lewis was attending festivities around the Super Bowl in San Francisco around the time of the news of the job cuts. It came off as “callous”, said a newsroom source, adding that “the Super Bowl thing was the last straw”. “Bezos lost patience after the Super Bowl thing”, the source added.

Lewis was criticised in the newsroom last month for not offering words of public support after a reporter’s home was searched by FBI agents, which was seen as a further escalation of President Donald Trump’s attacks on the media. “We’re under siege from the FBI and the Pentagon and he just walled himself off,” the person said.  The sense that Lewis had lost the newsroom only increased on the day the job cuts were announced. “There was no communication from him about buyouts,” the person added. “He didn’t put out a statement. Senior editorial leadership was furious.”

I still cannot get over this detail reported by the Financial Times: www.ft.com/content/5fa6...

just a grade A piece of trash

Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate.

White friends choosing ill-advised hip-hop songs at karaoke: I may disapprove, but I will still sing the hook for you.

YouTube video by Prime Video Madden - Official Teaser | Prime Video

I wish it had literally ANY other director, but everybody is aware we're getting a movie about the creation of the "MADDEN" videogame where Nic Cage is John Madden, yes?
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I think car door handles should still work when the car is on fire

My drunken reprobate friends and I are playing Tetris Tumble XL at a bar and it is ludicrously unstable

When we party we like to party hard

My brother and I beat this with two strangers in a hotel in Disney World in 1992.

This is basically the entirety of why we've had to pretend "cancel culture" was not only a REAL THING but a grave serious injustice for like half a decade now: "Not getting to host SNL" was the first ACTUAL semblance of 'punishment' a certain strata of person had ever faced and they totally freaked

Frame #13147 from 50s E14-15 robot rumpus

"Hollywood & New York programming" LMAO just say the words, Brendan. We all know you wanna say the words.

1988 was an incredible year for video games.

Mega Man 2
Super Mario Bros 2
Robocop
Ninja Gaiden
Altered Beast
NARC
Bionic Commando
Madden '88 (first one!)

MegaDrive/Genesis debuts in Japan!

And THIS beautiful cheesefest from Data East. 🤘

Gods and Monsters walked the Earth then, I tell you true.

"Tell me you know nothing about the Muppets without telling me you know nothing about the Muppets."

WE WILL NOT BE SILENCED.

Thank you, @donlemonofficial.bsky.social, for your courage in the face of censorship, and for joining us in NYC as our special opening guest.

HRC is proud to stand with you, and will always defend a free press.

Anyways, dear reader, this congress has been wildly unproductive, and that includes things like appointments. The democrats have literally been as obstructive as possible in the senate and forced Thune to change the votes multiple times -after- wasting tons of time.