The Saddest Man in Seattle (Ocean Shores too)

this guy has like 100 videos exactly like this. all too wimdy to hear him say anything and I love every one of them. might be the pinnacle of norwegian comedy

bring back http. no one corporation should control an entire layer of the internet

The best part of my job? Easy. It’s the fact that I can be fired at any time for no reason.

Jodi the frog

Jodi the frog

NEVER GIVE UP!!!!!! DO NOT LEAVE THIS EARTH UNTIL YOU GET TO SEE THE RICH PEACES OF SHIT WHO RUNED THE COMPUTER EXPERIENCE DEMISE, SADNESS, LOSS OF WORTH, FEELING OF HOPELESSNESS, ANHEDONIA, FATIGUE, BILLS THEY CANT PAY, HEADACHE, NAUSEA AND THE SINKING REALIZATION THAT THERE A SMALL PILE OF TERDS IN A BIG WORLD THEY DONT ACTUALLY UNDERSTAND!!!!!!! THE PENDULUM WILL SWING THE OTHER WAY AND THE FURTHER IT GOES AS ITS GONE FOR A WHILE, THE HARDER IT COMES BACK!!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "INVESTERS RUINED HAVING FUN ON THE COMPUTER, BUT AT LEAST WHEN THE AI BUBBLE POPS COMPUTERS WILL RUIN HAVING FUN INVESTING MONEY " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SOON - dashare.zone ADMIN

🚨EMERGENCY EPISODE⚠️
corporations are watching you pee and poop! they are installing cameras in your toilet!!! this episode is free for the public to listen to at patreon.com/garbagebrain...

If you are able to, you could celebrate my birthday with me (I'm 40!) by giving money in the #mutualAid tag or to a food bank near you. Or if you're out and about, find a Little Free Pantry near you and drop off some Spaghettios etc. They are a superfood (they are not)

www.littlefreepantry.org

you're so relaxed! nothing stresses you out no, i'm stressed out so much and often that it looks normal

used to be exempt now i’m just excepted

"decentralized" means that you no longer have to rely on a large, complex system run by a few unreachable elites! instead, you get to rely on one guy who has to leave his computer on all day, and will never abuse his tiny amount of power

"for you?" man i dont even know what's "for me" most of the time and i've been in here since i was born

2 SKULL'S ONE IS RED ONE IS BLUE BUT OTHERWISE THE SAME, COINCIDIENCE? OR METAPHOR???? DA TEXT SAYS "WE SHOULD INVENT A POLITICAL PARTY THAT STOPS THE REPUBLICANS FROM DOING WHATEVER THEY WANT ALL THE TIME, FROGS SHOULD BEA BLE TO TALK AND SING IF YOUR THE ONLY ONE LOOKIN AT THEM, AND YOU CAN GET FROG SIZE HATS FOR THEM AND THE FROG STORE IS UNIONIZED AND THEY SELL FROG HARD HATS MOTHER FUCKER, " - DIDENT HAVE ROOM BUT ANOTHER GOOD ONE IS "FROG FEZ" JUST PICTURE THAT SUCKER IN YOUR MIND BUT ANY HAT IS GOOD. COWBOY HAT IS A CLASSIC FROG HAT. SKI MASK SO THERE EYES AND FROG MOUTH IS STICKEN OUT AND THERE IN FROG BANK ROBBER MODE, KENTUCKY DERBY HAT, THE LIST GOES ON,,, WELL I HOPE YOUR KICKEN ASS OUT THERE ,HAVE A GOOD WEEK END - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

MY IDEA - dashare.zone ADMIN

Thank you to everyone who helped me with science*

* not science

tsunami alert test always throws me for a loop

A SKELATAN WHOSE SAYEN "MICRO WAVE YOUR FOOD LONGER SO IT BURNS A LITTLE , ITS BETTER THIS WAY THEY DONT WANT YOU TO KNOW THIS " REVIEW THE TIME'S ON ALL MICROWAVE FOOD!!! THEY WANT US EATTEN SOGGY AND PALE FOOD'S!!! THEY ARE AFRAID OF A NATION OF CRISPY EATERS!! AND THEY SOULD BE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

TRUST ME ONT HIS ONE - dashare.zone ADMIN

70+ miles from an interstate hwy lolol

Half Baked Worker

No! Mom! Don’t come in! I’m writing checks my ass can’t cash!

“bro, you’re an idiot” as your life falls apart

A SKEALATEN THROWIN THERE PHONE IN THE TRASH!! AND IT SAYS "DONT SAY ANYTHING ON YOUR PHONE THAT YOU DONT WANT TO SEE PRINTED OUT IN YOUR INTEROGATION ROOM" AND YA MIGHT THINK ITS A CURRENT EVENTS COMENTARY BUT WE KNEW ABOUT THE NSA'S XKEYSCORE SINCE 2013 AND WARANTLESS WIRETAPPING A DECADE BEFORE THAT SO KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN ,POSTING WONT FIX ANYTHING TAHTS HAPPENING PAST PRESENT OR FUTURE SO YA DONT NEED TO TYPE THAT STUFF INTO YOUR PHONE, POLITICIANS WOULDNT BE ON THE PHONE TELLING US "GET ANGRY" IF GETTING ANGRY ON THE PHONE CHANGED THE STATUS QUO, SO THINK ABOUT THAT,,,, ALSO THE PHONE SAYS "DOUG DEALER" LOL ZOOM IN ON IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

SHHHHH - dashare.zone ADMIN

one day i’ll start to post (consistently) in some of the discord servers i’m a member of.

I done told ya varmints already! I ain’t a damn cowboy! I’m cowcore! It uses the themes of cowboy in a modern context, ya puckered buzzards!

king shit

I found this in your room! No one gave you permission to track the days of the week, much less in something called... “Cowlendar?”

gonna vanish in to this thick cool humid air

look out! there's someone following you, dude!! uh, yeah... ever heard of social media?

look out

Deputy AG Todd Blanche says ‘organized’ Trump protesters could be investigated Blanche spoke as DOJ sought to walk back Attorney General Pam Bondi’s comments about "hate speech," which landed her in hot water with conservatives.

People legit yelled at me for 24 hours when I said it's extremely dumb to RSVP to a protest. Why hand your name over to a group organizing a protest/rally? Do you *want* to have to talk to the FBI?

Treat anyone encouraging you to RSVP to a protest as a fed. End of.